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<i>" I am the man who learned."</i>

It's not just our children who isn't learning.

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fuflans's avatar

<i>your misinformation campaign against the American public</i>

it's almost impossible to think of an information campaign against the american people that could be considered misinformation.

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bobbert's avatar

Seriously. E-4 after eight years? Musta had some fabulous evaluations.

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bobbert's avatar

Hand?

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bobbert's avatar

My dad?

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bobbert's avatar

No, Louie Gohmert, at least, is closer to absolute worst.

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PsycWench's avatar

I'm surprised his name isn't Joe. Pretty close though.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Schicklgruber?

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"Oh, you're not my servant little worm? I have a whip in one hand and the constitution in the other. Now, let's see that toothbrush get between the tiles near the toilet"

- Mistress Feinstein.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Neilist had style.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Corporals are pretty important when it comes to annexing the Sudetenland.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yeah, he kind of let the cat out of the bag with that one...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she is no longer master of her domain

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!

respectfully submitted

the Elephant Man

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Dear Joshua Boston, I will try to write this little note in a manner you will understand and hopefully appreciate.

Gun bad. People with gun bad. People shoot people with gun very bad. Bad gun bad bad bad! Nuff' said? Respectfully Submitted, MG

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