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Marge will feel better when she's back in Deliverance Country

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From the criminal information, I can’t wait to read the criminal information from the Georgia and the Federal cases. It’s almost like reading a novel, albeit in a rather mannered style.

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Marge can't wait to get back home and remove the shoes from her sporkfeet.

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Kelly is conceding. On Wisconsin!

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The 34 felonies Trump is charged with as game of thrones characters.

By Chris Cillizza

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34 eye-popping things I noticed at Trump’s arraignment today.

By Chris Cillizza

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That's worship?

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Sounds about right for Fox. Portraying T**** as a "manly man." I sure wish these people had brains more mature than that of a 10 year old, but I guess that's just asking too much.

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Why, because some people are dumb? Dumb comment.

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I think George Soros had a hand in it, too.

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Do you want a graduate fucking thesis on exactly why it's dumb here in the wonkette comments? Because no one has time for that.

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I imagine one of his roster of villains would take issue with the imported bullshit and lunacy first.

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Yes considering. Trump isn't resolute. I don't think he carries one thought for more than 12 seconds. I think he just keeps having the same thought often.

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haha they would! What a man, right? Just like George Patton!

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Our government is currently made up of slightly more refined versions of Mad Marge.

Christ, I fucking hate the tories.

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What happens when your twits from the cabinet visit Yorkshire? I can't even picture it.

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