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TakingAmes's avatar

Imma go with "because he asked nicely."

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kemist's avatar

One reason my cats have always been indoors-only. If they go out, it's on a leash (it's quite possible to train a cat to walk on a leash, you've just got to be a bit patient), or in a catio.

Other ones include infections, including zoonoses dangerous for humans like toxoplasmosis and rabies, fleas, cars, cat fights, predators and the sad fact that there are always sick fucks who will poison or hurt them for no reason in your neighborhood (my cousin lost one because some sociopathic teenager shot him with a crossbow).

To those who argue that it's not natural to keep a cat indoors, I always ask if they'd let their dog roam around the neighborhood by itself. It too is descended from a wild predator.

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mellow is my middle name's avatar

Okay, Greene is attired like a gone to seed ex-prom queen wearing clothing that is too tight and shows everything. I don't see a gun anywhere, no outline of a sidearm. So being the second amendment little nut that she is she's packing the pistol in her handbag. So I can assure you one of these days someone is going to grab that handbag with her gun in it off her spindly little princess sized shoulders and pistol whip her with it. She is an idiot.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

How long to either Marji or Kellyanne blames Anthony Weiner?

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Ken Kohl's avatar

MTG has absolutely no idea what's going on, does she?

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Ken Kohl's avatar

It was on January 7th, indeed.

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Ken Kohl's avatar

Yeah, I can see where that would make any relationship a bit...frosty.

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insert_something_creative's avatar

She might have a harder time blaming this absolutely vile behavior on her social media team, but lord knows, she'll have some bullshit excuse. What an absolute garbage trash human that shouldn't be within a 1000 fucking yards of Congress. I hope she gets caught up in the insurrection investigation and ends up booted from Congress.

https://twitter.com/fred_gu...

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ryp's avatar

I'm not going to wish harm on Marjorie, as that just reduces one to her level, but can I still call her a potato face?

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Khavrinen's avatar

Now that you've read this post, all you have to do is say that you did.

Republicans don't care at all whether the things they say have any truth in them, so why should you?

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Khavrinen's avatar

AOT, K.

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Khavrinen's avatar

They'll use both at the same time. It's just a matter of timing things very carefully...

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David's avatar

I guarantee that kitten is thinking of MURRRRDERRR all day--small rodents, birbs, large nasty bugs, shoelaces, bread ties, important paperwork on the table, the plant in the window...

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slightly salty's avatar

Uuuh, adorable kittens DO think of murder all damn day.....

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Rotisserie Teal's avatar

{blushes] aww thanks Morgan

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Zap's avatar

Alas, no. Mostly R&R and corporate.

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