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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

“And the Republican Party is going to split, and there’s going to be two parties.”

He says that like it's a bad thing.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Burke & Montesquieu? I think there's one at the mall -- their prices for silk neckties are ridiculous.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"self-identifies" = "wishes they still were"

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Plays every part ... at least he's found a way to give the play a happy ending.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

They're targeted at the "people who don't spend Sunday mornings in bed having sex" demographic. Not a cheerful bunch, on average.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

There's not a lot you can do about the "turn on Fox and throw away the remote" demographic ... we're gonna be stuck with those fuckwads until they die off. It's scary to think what might have happened if they'd been 10 or 20% more numerous.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Wataminnit ... not a single "Billionaires know the economy is going to crash!!!" blurb? Have the NewsHax hacks moved on to another scam?

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PubOption's avatar

Ask Sir Humphrey Appleby. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0ZZJXw4MTA">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Yeah, but if Kate Middleton worked in the next cubicle...

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chascates's avatar

How do people like Mark Levin (or Kathryn Jean Lopez) get media jobs?

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Lot_49's avatar

Just as Scalia says what Congress votes for isn't really what they want.

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Lot_49's avatar

That's what the tiny-but-perfectly-formed former Secretary of Labor wishes.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Aflac! AFLAC!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Perhaps Off-the-Mark Levin can explain how about 90% of the nation self-identifies as "middle class."

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

It wasn't?

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