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He wants to be a real boy one day.

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DJ Trump: destroying the Republican Party one dumbo at a time.

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No it was the leek pinned to my cap what did it.

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You're right, Dok. This is an ANTI-Trump protestor and the picture was from a rally about 3 years ago.

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That is PRECISELY what most "Red-State Americans" think it is.

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Nah, that model line never had them installed. Made them too twitchy.

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Meadows deserves what he gets for taking the job. The TUCF disrupts all those who interact with it. Nobody is spared, no how matter how much pillow talk you've had with the Dotard. lt should be fun watching Meadows get humiliated and thrown under the inevitable bus. Get some snacks.

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No. It's Miller, the Jewish Nazi, all the way.

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I'm not surprised that he would cry. I know he's not some burly trucker, iron worker or longshoreman who are all prone to break down and shed tears of unending gratitude for the great man but he now gets to bask in the greatness up close. I know I would fetal in a corner sobbing.

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He cried when discussing staffing? Jebus, what a pussy.

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Word has it that the tears backed up and shorted the CPU. Also caused rusty discharge from the nasal attachment orifices.

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Are we the English or the French?

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Bundt.

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..Which will then ask the federal government for help?

Which will then be added to Jared's portfolio?

Which will ensure Civil War II gets blamed on Obama's existence and Hillary's emails?

[Sorry. It's my turn to define the Centenarian Scenario in our Timelines D&D 2020 RPG.]

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To be fair, even a dead frog in a junior high biology class is "sometimes responsive."

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