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Meccalopolis's avatar

He wants to be a real boy one day.

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Crackpate's avatar

DJ Trump: destroying the Republican Party one dumbo at a time.

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Monkfish MILKTOAST Apologist's avatar

No it was the leek pinned to my cap what did it.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

You're right, Dok. This is an ANTI-Trump protestor and the picture was from a rally about 3 years ago.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

That is PRECISELY what most "Red-State Americans" think it is.

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Red Richmond's avatar

Nah, that model line never had them installed. Made them too twitchy.

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Jeff and Garcia's avatar

Meadows deserves what he gets for taking the job. The TUCF disrupts all those who interact with it. Nobody is spared, no how matter how much pillow talk you've had with the Dotard. lt should be fun watching Meadows get humiliated and thrown under the inevitable bus. Get some snacks.

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Zyxomma's avatar

No. It's Miller, the Jewish Nazi, all the way.

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WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

I'm not surprised that he would cry. I know he's not some burly trucker, iron worker or longshoreman who are all prone to break down and shed tears of unending gratitude for the great man but he now gets to bask in the greatness up close. I know I would fetal in a corner sobbing.

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merl1's avatar

He cried when discussing staffing? Jebus, what a pussy.

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Dr.BDH's avatar

Word has it that the tears backed up and shorted the CPU. Also caused rusty discharge from the nasal attachment orifices.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Are we the English or the French?

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Bundt.

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Ill-Advised's avatar

..Which will then ask the federal government for help?

Which will then be added to Jared's portfolio?

Which will ensure Civil War II gets blamed on Obama's existence and Hillary's emails?

[Sorry. It's my turn to define the Centenarian Scenario in our Timelines D&D 2020 RPG.]

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

To be fair, even a dead frog in a junior high biology class is "sometimes responsive."

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