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Growing up in a little town in NC (about 25,000 then) there was a Catholic church and school. Along with segregated public schools. This was in Alamance County, occupied by the most racist sheriff and prosecutor in the state now.

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Joe Manchin fiddled while America burned.

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I would play the hell out of a Clue - Voter Fraud Edition board game.

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> We already knew Meadows flew down to Georgia

He was lookin' for some votes to steal?

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He was in a bind, 'cause Trump was way behind,And he was willin' to make a deal.

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Sheesh. It was Hunter! C'mon, guys, obviously.

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I read it as AFK, which seemed like an apt name.

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FREEDOM PIES!

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Adolph Marx, better known as Harpo

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And for some reason we taxpayers are still paying for Secret Service protection for him, at least for another month.

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But try to tell them Russia hacked the 2016 election and they're "right, who'd believe that?"

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That loud "BOINNNNG" sound you just heard was cognitive dissonance kicking in.

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Theresa LePore in Palm Beach County with a butterfly ballot!

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Just thiinking maybe he is part of the Italian plot.

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"But first, a word from our sponsor"

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General Flynn in Turkey with rust-belt voter data!

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