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Mark Penn, Famous Dingleberry, Lardbot and Spawn of Lucifer, Out as Chief Clinton Strategist

Hillary Clinton's chief strategist, Mark "Bowser" Penn, is relinquishing his position for the campaign and will soon return to his fiery lair in the sewers of Colombia, to eat. He was "pushed out" by campaign manager Maggie "Don't give me no guff" Williams after consulting with the Colombians to forge a free trade agreement that Hillary opposes. Now he's just another fat bum spewing fireballs out of his mouth. Why does everyone hate Mark Penn, you ask? Because he's just kind of a dingus . [ ABC News ]