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It gets more douche-y: guess how the girlfriend found out she was dumped? <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/13/mark-san...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

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The Old Foul Ron gambit.

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There have to be people that like him -- they fucking elected him to Congress, after all. And the Hot Argentinian Babe apparently liked some bits. Go figure.

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Hadn't even thought about that.

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This guy is such a drama queen. You know it's bad when even Taylor Swift says she doesn't want to her about it...

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you need to copyright that my friend.

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i know a gazillion people like this. but i'm an actor.

go audition for a play mark. it will help. seriously.

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I hear he's spending a lot more time with his Back Ho.

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IK,R? You rub an you rub, and nothing comes out!

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Time for another hike Mark.

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Sanford's post is self-centered and pathetic. Yet Leyda Quast, Jana Shea, Cecelia Ciel Prescott Englert and 1,066 others like it.

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What happened to Jesus in that pink word bolus!?

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Jesus is everywhere, dontcha know?

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Mark, I don't think your problem is too little conflict.

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Let's observe a moment of silence for "that sparkin' thing."

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I hear she digs guys in hiking boots.

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