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Vienna Woods's avatar

It gets more douche-y: guess how the girlfriend found out she was dumped? <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/13/mark-san...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

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bobbert's avatar

The Old Foul Ron gambit.

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bobbert's avatar

There have to be people that like him -- they fucking elected him to Congress, after all. And the Hot Argentinian Babe apparently liked some bits. Go figure.

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bobbert's avatar

Hadn't even thought about that.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

This guy is such a drama queen. You know it's bad when even Taylor Swift says she doesn't want to her about it...

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fuflans's avatar

you need to copyright that my friend.

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fuflans's avatar

i know a gazillion people like this. but i'm an actor.

go audition for a play mark. it will help. seriously.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I hear he's spending a lot more time with his Back Ho.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

IK,R? You rub an you rub, and nothing comes out!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Time for another hike Mark.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Sanford's post is self-centered and pathetic. Yet Leyda Quast, Jana Shea, Cecelia Ciel Prescott Englert and 1,066 others like it.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

What happened to Jesus in that pink word bolus!?

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Kaili Joy Gray's avatar

Jesus is everywhere, dontcha know?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Mark, I don't think your problem is too little conflict.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Let's observe a moment of silence for "that sparkin' thing."

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I hear she digs guys in hiking boots.

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