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Vienna Woods's avatar

It gets more douche-y: guess how the girlfriend found out she was dumped? <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/13/mark-san...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

bobbert's avatar

The Old Foul Ron gambit.

bobbert's avatar

There have to be people that like him -- they fucking elected him to Congress, after all. And the Hot Argentinian Babe apparently liked some bits. Go figure.

bobbert's avatar

Hadn't even thought about that.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

This guy is such a drama queen. You know it's bad when even Taylor Swift says she doesn't want to her about it...

fuflans's avatar

you need to copyright that my friend.

fuflans's avatar

i know a gazillion people like this. but i'm an actor.

go audition for a play mark. it will help. seriously.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I hear he's spending a lot more time with his Back Ho.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

IK,R? You rub an you rub, and nothing comes out!

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Time for another hike Mark.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Sanford's post is self-centered and pathetic. Yet Leyda Quast, Jana Shea, Cecelia Ciel Prescott Englert and 1,066 others like it.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

What happened to Jesus in that pink word bolus!?

Kaili Joy Gray's avatar

Jesus is everywhere, dontcha know?

Spurning Beer's avatar

Mark, I don't think your problem is too little conflict.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Let's observe a moment of silence for "that sparkin' thing."

Spurning Beer's avatar

I hear she digs guys in hiking boots.