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Mark Sanford's Insider Tip For Getting Out Of Speeding Tickets: Just Say You're 'Mark Sanford'

Juli Weiner
Oct 8, 2009
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Mark Sanford's Insider Tip For Getting Out Of Speeding Tickets: Just Say You're 'Mark Sanford'

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Mark Sanford was involved in a SENSATIONAL high-speed chase the other day in South Carolina, where he has a lucrative freelance governorship gig. The driver of Sanford's car was going 85 mph when he was pulled over by a state trooper, who wanted to know what the deal was with the 85 mph. For such is his job! Mark Sanford's job is to roll down the passenger-side window, mumble "Mark Sanford" with all the engagement of a tape recorder that had previously recorded someone else mumbling "Mark Sanford," extend his hand without ever leaving the car, and avoid a speeding ticket. [WILD VIDEO at The State ]

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