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Fuckzuck?

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Me on Facebook: "My crack dealer is a total jerk, but I can't quit that stuff."

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Perfect analogy. Both are opportunists; both show a willingness to part with moral scruples in the service of self-promotion; and while only one could have fucked Goebbels (and likely did), I don't think for a second that Zuk-boy would pass up the chance if it advanced his "platform."

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Blissfully None of the Above. Deleted my long-idle account some days ago, after ZuckYou came out with his "Lies is fine" announcement. I'm still in the "come to your senses" period when the account could be re-activated, but I'm not even keeping track of the deadline.

I'm keeping close track of the number of times I wish I had the account back. I'll let you know when it reaches 1.

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I first read that as "librarian" and thought "I wish."

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I'd buy drugs and an unsuccessful minor league team (any sport will do), build a home recoding studio and then just fritter the rest away.

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Susan Page opined yesterday that running for the Senate from Kansas must be looking better to him every day. Around here (LFK) we're almost praying for Ultimate Trump-off, Pompeo vs. KKKobach, in the Republican primary. Best chance, either way, for electing a Democratic senator since 1932. [Set a few Ameros aside for that election – they'll be needed.]

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FlownΩver, CEO and janitor.

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Are Zuckerberg's apology tours overlapping yet?

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I guess it's time to take out ads on Facebook that defame Zuckerberg and his family with lies. He'll allow that, right? Because free speech?

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STFU, Aaron Burr. Pistols @ dawn.

A. Hamilton

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I used to always read Pierce, until I felt guilty about not paying for it, and subscribed to Esquire for a year. I have been consistently paywalled by Esquire ever since. Fuck Esquire.

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Pssst...open your browser in "incognito window."

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I left a few months ago when I found out that it was sponsoring (not "supporting", but *sponsoring*) the 2020 RNC Convention. Fuck that! 😒

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That and the syphilis.

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I still find it *awfully curious* that the whole 'real names only' push - which caused all sorts of people I'd never heard of to start posting using pictures of my friends - seems to have coincided with the Cambridge Analytica era. No relation tho, I'm sure.

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