Here at Yr Wonkette, we are proud to bring you all the Vance McAllister news you can possibly stomach, which we figure is probably about 600 words and change. McAllister, as you are no doubt aware, is the nice Family Values Christian guy who won Louisiana's 5th district in a special election last November, then
Serious question for the group....why do some comments have alphanumeric strings instead of punctuation marks? Is it the new comment system, shorthand of some sort, this machine...or possibly too much NyQuil and Merlot on my part earlier in the evening?
As they say down on the bayou, the only way he won&#039;t be reelected is if <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Edwin_Edwards#First_political_comeback:_Edwards_vs._Treen.2C_1983" target="_blank"> he&#039;s caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.</a>
So far he&#039;s fumbled the GOP post-sex-scandal damage control phase. He still has to (1) go on teevee with his wife standing by looking mopey but slightly superior, (2) say he&#039;s checking into rehab although with no intention of actually doing so, and (3) deplore society&#039;s slide into a liberal cesspool of permissive behavior which caught him unawares in his imperfectness. He skipped right to &quot;Fuck all of you, I&#039;m running for re-election.&quot;
<i>go on teevee with his wife standing by looking mopey</i>...
wearing the sartorial choices of the damned.
(in the never to be forgotten words of the very witty miss juli weiner - i think)
me personally i would feel more wholesome reading about the human barbie living on air and light.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
RajunCajun libelz!
I concur... I didn&#039;t have the volume on TV but happened to look up &amp; said to myself...
&quot;Whelp, someone just had some serious adult relations!&quot;
Do you suppose she tied him to a kitchen chair?
Serious question for the group....why do some comments have alphanumeric strings instead of punctuation marks? Is it the new comment system, shorthand of some sort, this machine...or possibly too much NyQuil and Merlot on my part earlier in the evening?
it&#039;d be hard to tell the difference
forgiveness for me, termination for thee
nice family wrecking values, asshole
No one has blamed Obama, yet...?
As they say down on the bayou, the only way he won&#039;t be reelected is if <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Edwin_Edwards#First_political_comeback:_Edwards_vs._Treen.2C_1983" target="_blank"> he&#039;s caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.</a>
So far he&#039;s fumbled the GOP post-sex-scandal damage control phase. He still has to (1) go on teevee with his wife standing by looking mopey but slightly superior, (2) say he&#039;s checking into rehab although with no intention of actually doing so, and (3) deplore society&#039;s slide into a liberal cesspool of permissive behavior which caught him unawares in his imperfectness. He skipped right to &quot;Fuck all of you, I&#039;m running for re-election.&quot;
Usually GOP&#039;ers only cheat on their wives if they have cancer. I hope Mrs McAllister has a good oncologist. And attorney.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine ...
His constituents don&#039;t need &quot;somebody more perfect&quot; at grifting.
We can hope she follows the example of Blanche Long, who, according to some, had Earl locked up in a mental ward for carrying on with Blaze Starr.