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"McCormick is a former Marine" .... "the next fight is to stop socialism"

members of the armed forces are one of the biggest groups of socialists around? there is hardly a 'handout' they do not get and do not slurp right up without question. and always great seeing a military spouse harp about 'socialism' while demanding a discount or special treatment from a local retailer because they had the bravery to marry the most gullible person that talked to the mall recruiter.

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I remember that clock suspension.

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fucking hilarious.... I went to Beth Van Duyne's Wikipedia page and it says thusly:

Political party Republican

Spouse Casey Wallach​

​(m. 1995; div. 2012)​

Domestic partner Rich McCormick (2024-present)[2]

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and from Rich McCormick's Wikipedia page:

Spouse Debra Miller​

​(m. 2012; sep. 2024)​

Domestic partner Beth Van Duyne (2024-present) [1]

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Ha. Can they get married and both stay in Congress or are these two going to produce another drip in the the Reschtoop caucus hemorrhage?

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Ha. Can they get married and both stay in Congress or are these two going to produce another drip in the the Reschtoop caucus hemorrhage?

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Ha. Can they get married and both stay in Congress or are these two going to produce another drip in the the Reschtoop caucus hemorrhage?

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Have McCormick and Van Duyne done the red tie Hajj to New York in support of Dear Leader?

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I've only recently started to judge people more for personality and character rather than my first impression of attractiveness. I'm afraid these two's looks would give me pause, though. They look like the Star Gate Atlantis baddies, the wraith. Ghaa!

https://substack.com/@monileterrible/note/c-56788981

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Nice work, Gary!

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Wooooooowww. And this is the model Republican rep nowadays.

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The party of "Family Values" and "Law and Order".

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Yep, and not even 20 years ago we thought Sarah Palin was dumb She's Einstein by comparison

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Half-governor Nitwitty McQuitty is and was the template for today's idiots in the GOP, especially the female sector. Boebert, Greene, Britt, that screaming banshee "CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN!!!"

And several others.

I always wonder when these moronic women suddenly wake up from their PTA cookie dust snorting and realize they're actual, live people.

And I will bet Katie Britt's hubbie will cheat in 5 ... 4 ...3 ...2 ...

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Nitwitty McQuitty is amazing. OMG I love that.

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The Rethug race to the bottom continues.

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When’s that deadly virus that only infects Republicans gonna be out?

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I'm working on it. First, I have to find a functional Republican brain to test.

Yeah, this isn't going to work ...

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Couldn't you have just tested it on slugworms instead?

Oh. Right. Slugworms libelz.

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So he actually grossed MTG out? He must be quite a catch.

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We reform election laws, one of the questions that must be answered, with photographic proof is: Do you have a crawlspace, and what's in it?

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Grabbed her by the shoulders. A friendly gesture. Just treating her like "one of the guys" She should have just returned the favor with a "good buddy": punch in the arm or slap on the butt.

What's wrong with her?

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They had seven kids between 2012 and 2020. I'm calling bullshit. Some of those kids have to be from his first marriage.

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Maybe some are twins?

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It's possible.

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Apparently this is not his first wife, so I guess he probably had kids with both wives.

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The ex-Mrs is also a doc, and is wife #2 of his, and they have SEVEN CHILDREN together, so you know: party of family values yadda yadda.

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I’m just surprised that the person he was shtupping is a woman.

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And a human woman to boot. I mean, wtf?

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I live next to the motel where two married (not to each other) Members of Parliament had a notorious affair. It was notorious because it crossed Party lines, BTW. Despite my best efforts I couldn't find out which room became that involuntary shrine to bipartisanship

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Oh, Australia. I was hoping it was Canada, spice things up up there.

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