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Cogswell's avatar

Shorter "ran out of airspeed and altitude":

Crashed and burned.

suziq's avatar

That is hilarious.

suziq's avatar

Oh yeah! That's kind of fun to think about. May not be a very good idea in practice.

BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

There's farms and forests and mountains and lakes and more, many at cooler altitudes than the Sonoran Desert.

The Villainess+'s avatar

I need to take a gander and see how she does.

VandeGraf's avatar

Dig yersef a furrow with that there fuselage!

The Villainess+'s avatar

I edited my first comment to help give a little more info but to your point, his statement has absolutely nothing to with anything. just some borderline nonsense-cruelty.. basically I kung-fu kicked the "magic" diss wand out of his hand, caught it in the air as it was coming back down, and directed a couple blasts right back at him to say, "please stop with your trifling nonsense.."

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Wow. Her high-school track coach. That's terrible.

Altho as Tango says above, it stinks that with that background, she's cool with the pussy-grabber.

Also too, that WSJ article mentions in passing that she was sexually harassed in the Air Force. If I had daughters, I would do everything in my power to dissuade them from military service. It seems like a cesspit of danger for women.

Also three, check out some of the comments to that article (these four are consecutive):

"Does she have a stained blue dress?""This is journalism?""We don't care.""These sort of decades-old allegations are impossible to evaluate."

Sorry, Ms. McSally, but you cast your lot with the right-wingers, and those are the attitudes they have toward sexual assault.

Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

I’ve been suggesting we have Dem operatives in the Republican Party for a while, like they clearly have. This would also work, and make us an industry leader in AI tech.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Or Eric's tennis game.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Versus the Merchant of Menace.

AttyInBriefs's avatar

In Trump's case, win without serving.

Ill-Advised's avatar

In his end is his beginning.

Make! it! so!

(Apologies to Mary QoS and Captain Picard.)