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From Scranton With Love's avatar

They can just shift negotiators.

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NerdWithNoName's avatar

Sheepshagger, love your picture. It makes me want to rent a Great Red Shark and drive it to Vegas.

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Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Ack! We're saddled with an Alberto Contador wannabe for Secretary of State!

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Amy!'s avatar

I think she's safe. Any tumor would starve to death, there.

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Doug Langley's avatar

They're just spinning their wheels.

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Doug Langley's avatar

And we will tell the difference how?

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SterWonk's avatar

POTUS rather than SecState, but still obligatory:

C.J.: Is there anything I can say other than "The President rode his bicycle into a tree?"Leo: He hopes never to do it again.C.J.: Seriously, they're laughing pretty hard.Leo: He rode his bicycle into a tree, C.J. What do you want me to – "The president, while riding a bicycle on his vacation in Jackson Hole, came to a sudden arboreal stop." What do you want from me?

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mailman27's avatar

I understand Kerry spoke to them by phone.

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JAWs's avatar

I think she already tried. Unfortunately, people started catching on when she started exclaiming, "I'm coming Elizabeth, I'm coming!"

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Wouldn't it be a gas if O'Malley's remarks goaded her into running? Talking about your hilariousness ensuing!

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

I assume the House GOP will begin an immediate investigation into how Hillary Clinton is responsible for American casualties in Scionzier.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

If there ever was anyone who knew how to talk a good game and not actually do anything...

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Boston brakes?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

So they've renamed the Dennis Hastert Center for Economics, Government, and Public Policy?

Any change of renaming the Ian Brady and Myra Hindley Center for Countryside Rambles?

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

A cage match of those egos! Be still my heart!

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I love it when liberal politicians troll their trolls and do such a better job of it.

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