How the hell do you seat a jury when everyone in America wants to punch your client in the face?
What about nematodes?
That would just result in jury "nullification."
What? Not dickweasel.AF?
Trump mini me.
🎶 Broken arms can come trueThey can happen to you,Martin Shkreli 🎶
Thanks, $5F. Second opportunity I've had today to smile.
You beat me to it.
Really? Meth is such a hillbilly drug. And way more immediately harmful.
Shkreli: our next POTUS.
I know. They don't know each other, which is good! They're still smug as hell, though.
I am growing significantly tired of a significant portion of the human race.
So, did any of his clients get off?
Don't forget the butt plug. It doesn't do anything to shut him up, but it does complete the ensemble.
So, 2024-2028 a competent Dem to clean up Trump's mess before we get stupid again?
Can't they strap him in a chair and put one of those Hannibal masks on him like they do for defendants who keep spitting on and biting the bailiffs???
I guess if you're a big enough asshole, you don't have to face the consequences of being an asshole. What a country!
What about nematodes?
That would just result in jury "nullification."
What? Not dickweasel.AF?
Trump mini me.
🎶 Broken arms can come trueThey can happen to you,Martin Shkreli 🎶
Thanks, $5F. Second opportunity I've had today to smile.
You beat me to it.
Really? Meth is such a hillbilly drug. And way more immediately harmful.
Shkreli: our next POTUS.
I know. They don't know each other, which is good! They're still smug as hell, though.
I am growing significantly tired of a significant portion of the human race.
So, did any of his clients get off?
Don't forget the butt plug. It doesn't do anything to shut him up, but it does complete the ensemble.
So, 2024-2028 a competent Dem to clean up Trump's mess before we get stupid again?
Can't they strap him in a chair and put one of those Hannibal masks on him like they do for defendants who keep spitting on and biting the bailiffs???
I guess if you're a big enough asshole, you don't have to face the consequences of being an asshole. What a country!