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What about nematodes?

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That would just result in jury "nullification."

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What? Not dickweasel.AF?

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Trump mini me.

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🎶 Broken arms can come trueThey can happen to you,Martin Shkreli 🎶

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Thanks, $5F. Second opportunity I've had today to smile.

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You beat me to it.

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Really? Meth is such a hillbilly drug. And way more immediately harmful.

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Shkreli: our next POTUS.

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I know. They don't know each other, which is good! They're still smug as hell, though.

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I am growing significantly tired of a significant portion of the human race.

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So, did any of his clients get off?

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Don't forget the butt plug. It doesn't do anything to shut him up, but it does complete the ensemble.

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So, 2024-2028 a competent Dem to clean up Trump's mess before we get stupid again?

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Can't they strap him in a chair and put one of those Hannibal masks on him like they do for defendants who keep spitting on and biting the bailiffs???

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I guess if you're a big enough asshole, you don't have to face the consequences of being an asshole. What a country!

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