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Herrrrk! HERRRRRKKKK!!!!! WHY? JUST WHY???? https://media1.giphy.com/me...

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Don Jr can be as objectively stupid as he wants, but history will record that Eric was the stupidest. I think this is because he was perceived as the stupidest, which led to SNL sketches which cemented that perception. Seriously, this is how history works.

"Hi, I'm Eric...I got a funny face pancake." Classic.

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I'm glad I wasn't the only one who detected a Shatner vibe there. FSM help me.

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I have my theory. It’s cells harvested from pink Russian babies and then injected into Trump’s face to keep him young and fresh.

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No wonder they are disturbed, awkward, insecure wingnuts. Critical years, critical milestones missed because their selfish, cold parents were simply very busy people.

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I assume it's the natural color of his skin underneath all the orange.

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Even so, a weird color. It makes him look especially malevolent.

I'm fair-skinned and I'd be concerned if my eyelids and rims of my eyes turned that shade of pink.

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I don't know. I just don't. They both seem equally stupid. It's very obvious that the only one with the slightest evidence of intelligence is Lolita. Also, the last time his father hugged him? I'll take "never" for $800, Alex.

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Tiffany is smarter because she keeps them at arm's length

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Donald Jr is the dumbest.Also, too, Eric is the dumbest.It's quantum dumb.

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Oh, I was just thinking of the three Ivana spawn. Marla wisely got her as far away from TFG as she could. As to Barron, of course, the jury is still out, mainly because Melania has done a darn good job of shielding him from the exposure that the Ivana spawn crave.

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I think that's on advice of her gold digger mom. Marla's no rocket scientist but she's a hell of a lot smarter than any of the Trump "men"

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You say John Travolta, but I think it's more like Unknown Hinson.

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We'll see, he's young yet.

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Gross

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His stupidity should not allow us to forget his cruelty and the danger he still poses to our country

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