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Another reason why "harder" is not a good safe word.

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He was aiming for the dick, but he missed. I guess.

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It's a pity you couldn't think of any puns for this piece, Dok.

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Given his pretty boy looks and awfully purdy mouth, odds are this isn't the first time balls have gotten close to his lips.

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Also too, God Hates Flaigs!

Oh hush. Y'all are just mad you didn't come up with it first.

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With two major differences: first, Clay wouldn't have been pinned and second, Clay would have ripped the guys nuts off and ate them while he banged the guy's date.

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LBJ was just looking for some slack...https://youtu.be/Qt9MP70ODNw

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Couldn't resist.....

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That's why I don't see chiropractors. Acupuncturists are much more open minded.

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So Maryland is one of the areas of the country where people eat the entree first, then toss eat the salad?

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Being charged with Drunk in Pubic is never good. At least we know why he's not showing his teeth

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No one likes riding a wire fence. Well, some people might, but...

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Mike Tyson thanks Michael Flaig for making him to appear less insane.

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"...after the man told Flaig to stop groping the man’s female roommate..."

Roommate?! So Flaig was getting his butt kicked by a homosexican?!

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How are his barrel rolls?

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