If he won't look you in the eye, don't let him near your nads
Another reason why "harder" is not a good safe word.
He was aiming for the dick, but he missed. I guess.
It's a pity you couldn't think of any puns for this piece, Dok.
Given his pretty boy looks and awfully purdy mouth, odds are this isn't the first time balls have gotten close to his lips.
Also too, God Hates Flaigs!
Oh hush. Y'all are just mad you didn't come up with it first.
With two major differences: first, Clay wouldn't have been pinned and second, Clay would have ripped the guys nuts off and ate them while he banged the guy's date.
Yes. Yes I am.
LBJ was just looking for some slack...https://youtu.be/Qt9MP70ODNw
Couldn't resist.....
That's why I don't see chiropractors. Acupuncturists are much more open minded.
So Maryland is one of the areas of the country where people eat the entree first, then toss eat the salad?
Being charged with Drunk in Pubic is never good. At least we know why he's not showing his teeth
No one likes riding a wire fence. Well, some people might, but...
Mike Tyson thanks Michael Flaig for making him to appear less insane.
"...after the man told Flaig to stop groping the man’s female roommate..."
Roommate?! So Flaig was getting his butt kicked by a homosexican?!
How are his barrel rolls?
Another reason why "harder" is not a good safe word.
He was aiming for the dick, but he missed. I guess.
It's a pity you couldn't think of any puns for this piece, Dok.
Given his pretty boy looks and awfully purdy mouth, odds are this isn't the first time balls have gotten close to his lips.
Also too, God Hates Flaigs!
Oh hush. Y'all are just mad you didn't come up with it first.
With two major differences: first, Clay wouldn't have been pinned and second, Clay would have ripped the guys nuts off and ate them while he banged the guy's date.
Yes. Yes I am.
LBJ was just looking for some slack...https://youtu.be/Qt9MP70ODNw
Couldn't resist.....
That's why I don't see chiropractors. Acupuncturists are much more open minded.
So Maryland is one of the areas of the country where people eat the entree first, then toss eat the salad?
Being charged with Drunk in Pubic is never good. At least we know why he's not showing his teeth
No one likes riding a wire fence. Well, some people might, but...
Mike Tyson thanks Michael Flaig for making him to appear less insane.
"...after the man told Flaig to stop groping the man’s female roommate..."
Roommate?! So Flaig was getting his butt kicked by a homosexican?!
How are his barrel rolls?