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Perhaps hospitals need signs that sayNO SHIRTNO SHOESNO MASKNO SERVICE

They could leave off the first two items.

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Abso-fucking-lutely!

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Sterile needles under the--wrong decade.

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Problem is, that would just move this walking infection risk out of their control.

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Preferably an inversely wired ventilator.

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Well, Lucifer is the Lightbringer, so Trump's call to shine a light inside people really is asking them to welcome Satan into their Lungs.

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Loki doesn't do virii, his assholery is always personal. No fun in it otherwise.

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Otherwise just grill em. Grilled tomatoes with salt always taste nice regardless of quality.

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Only for the warlords. And these people wouldn't be warlords.

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He only doesn't believe in god, it is obvious he does believe in satan.

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There's certain patterns that mess with facial recognition software. And certain non-visible lights wash out any camera images near the light source, so put them on your glasses.

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Fortunately we’re all above average here.

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Who could have seen that happening? Literally everyone.

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Come fuck me shoes with a crucified Jesus? I try not to kink-shame, but that's gross.

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I think that's it.

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