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Perhaps hospitals need signs that sayNO SHIRTNO SHOESNO MASKNO SERVICE

They could leave off the first two items.

Blue Cat's avatar

Abso-fucking-lutely!

MyLovelyNose's avatar

Sterile needles under the--wrong decade.

Regret's avatar

Problem is, that would just move this walking infection risk out of their control.

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Preferably an inversely wired ventilator.

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Well, Lucifer is the Lightbringer, so Trump's call to shine a light inside people really is asking them to welcome Satan into their Lungs.

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Loki doesn't do virii, his assholery is always personal. No fun in it otherwise.

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Otherwise just grill em. Grilled tomatoes with salt always taste nice regardless of quality.

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Only for the warlords. And these people wouldn't be warlords.

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He only doesn't believe in god, it is obvious he does believe in satan.

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There's certain patterns that mess with facial recognition software. And certain non-visible lights wash out any camera images near the light source, so put them on your glasses.

Abiatha Swelter's avatar

Fortunately we’re all above average here.

Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Who could have seen that happening? Literally everyone.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Come fuck me shoes with a crucified Jesus? I try not to kink-shame, but that's gross.