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Hahahahaha! The Bald headed Bastard got his ass kicked on the 5th of November! Lying sack of shit. He lied about the so-called Rain Tax. He got lucky in his last run for Governor when the best candidate to beat him died of a heart attack just before the Democratic primary. Luck ran out!

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We still waiting for those taco trucks on every corner.

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Ugh. F that guy, and his faux centrism. Maryland should know better this time around.

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I bet he's voting for Trump now!

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If you're jowly and look like a thumb, try not to jiggle in fear at debates. It's not a great look. Something about it suggests a contest between this jello person and the felon for "who's most likely to die in office?"

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Thank you Marcie and Angela! That is the most comprehensive, hopefully illuminating summary of Hogan and his fence straddling and (allegedly) grifting career. Feelin' good about those Alsobucks I sent Alsobrooks.

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ME, TOO!! I was worried too many Marylander Dems liked Larry, but after this week, not so much. GO ANGELA, GO!!

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IK,R? For so long it was all, "we got the cool Repub." No. No, you don't.

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> Owings Mills

MotorWeek!

(Okay, that's all I have on this.)

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"Giant-baby looks" hahahaha, best laugh today

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How did it take 7 years to dredge this up? Aren't public bid winners supposed to be public?

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"But this is Maryland, where it’s not about the red and blue, it’s about the blue and deeper blue."

That's right! Blue and Bluer like the ass end of a Chesapeake Bay Sea Spider!

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"a crab’s asshair"

Tell me you're a fellow Merlander without using those words Marcie!

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Yeah, he’s done.

From your lips to God's ear but we're sweating it out here in Da Free State. Angela stepped on a rake a while back with a questionable, objectionable tax refund dodge that, fair to say, is petty cash compared to Larry's now-out-in-the-open LLC grifts but it's been simmering for a few weeks in his TV ads. The bottom line, though, is that it's a binary choice: you either want a Republican Senate or you don't. Harris's coattails could be important if not decisive. PS: It's no good talking to me. I voted by mail last week. PS2: A state constitutional amendment for the Right to Reproductive Freedom is on the ballot as "Question 1", the answer to which is "Yes means yes".

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Pepperidge Farms remembers also too.

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It would be a lot quicker for voters if Larry Hogan called himself Ted like Spiro Agnew did and Rafael Cruz does. If a Republican calls himself Ted when it's not his name then you can bet he's bent.

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This is the depth of the GOP bench. This is a guy they were touting as being able to attract Dem voters nationally. Their version of Walz if you will with his folksy "aw shucks" face.

But no, just another fucking grifter like all the rest of them.

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I'm beginning to think it's the whole reason they run for office.

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I hope so. I don't trust gop voters and "independents" (gop voters who like weed) to vote in their best interests.

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