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<a href="http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/science\/2014\/02\/17\/huge-asteroid-to-fly-by-earth-monday\/" target="_blank">indeed they do</a>

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It's still legal to leer, right?

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Invade Portugal, kill all the socialist Water Dogs!

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Who says there's an asteroid headed this way, those know-it-all scientists?

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BENGHAZI!

I'm sorry, I just got here, what were we talking about?

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An asteroid headed to Earth? Thanks Obama!

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It's well established that asteroids hitting Earth are part of the natural cycle and therefore are not anything that Mittens and friends need to give up any monies to try to fix because God's plan.

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Mardi Gras was last Tuesday - isn't it Lint right now?

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Like a bouncer in a karaoke bar at 2:00 am.

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Why would a creep risk getting beat up to shoot upskirt photos?

Doesn't he have Internet access?

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That asteroid wouldn't be coming for us if not for Benghazi.

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Only in South Africa.

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Pat Robertson will blame the gays, no matter where it hits.

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