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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/science\/2014\/02\/17\/huge-asteroid-to-fly-by-earth-monday\/" target="_blank">indeed they do</a>

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

It's still legal to leer, right?

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PubOption's avatar

Invade Portugal, kill all the socialist Water Dogs!

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Ikimizi's avatar

Who says there's an asteroid headed this way, those know-it-all scientists?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

BENGHAZI!

I'm sorry, I just got here, what were we talking about?

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

An asteroid headed to Earth? Thanks Obama!

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

It's well established that asteroids hitting Earth are part of the natural cycle and therefore are not anything that Mittens and friends need to give up any monies to try to fix because God's plan.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Mardi Gras was last Tuesday - isn't it Lint right now?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Like a bouncer in a karaoke bar at 2:00 am.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Why would a creep risk getting beat up to shoot upskirt photos?

Doesn't he have Internet access?

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

That asteroid wouldn't be coming for us if not for Benghazi.

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PubOption's avatar

Only in South Africa.

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PubOption's avatar

Pat Robertson will blame the gays, no matter where it hits.

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