Massholes Are Such Massholes These Days
*Heard on the Hill: Sen. Sherrod Brownis switching to Pumas...Everyone's looking for a congressman with an illegible signature...People don't like being called "Massholes"...Sen. David Vittersticks up for his prostitute palRandall Tobias. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source:
Drew Careyhas listened to "Reason," now considers himself a libertarian...Galas are getting facelifts. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Sopranos actorDominic Chianesedoes his bestTina Turner...Stephen Colberta frontrunner according to the blogosphere...Larry Flyntfinally got a lead. [ Examiner ]
*Shenanigans: Gov. Charlie Cristis some girl's Big Daddy. [ Politico ]
*Page Six: Saddam Husseinneeded his baby wipes. [ NYP ]
*Washington Whispers: Green collar workers?...Iraq gets their own version of the Goodyear Blimp courtesy of the U.S. military. [USN&WR ]