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BadKitty904's avatar

Kitty's not "fat," he's "full-figured"!

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Jamoche πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

There are cats that don't?

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Jamoche πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

The 3rd and 4th lines would fit into the Animaniacs theme. It's time for AnimaniacsWe've got Russians in our pantsetc.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

He might let them settle in the White House.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

OTOH, this means the cigar stores in Sarnia will have lots of US customers again!

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

'Chapter 17: Giving Away the Farm Without Getting Even a Taste of the Milk'

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I'd wholly agree if I didn't have enormous doubts about that final 'when.'

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fuflans's avatar

I wish i was a witch i wish i was a witch i wish i was a witch.

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

Serious question: Can someone direct me to an explanation of why Russian agents were allowed to buy these properties in the first place? Who purchased them? How did they get turned into spy nests? Obviously we know what was going on there, so why was it allowed to go on as long as it did?

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Last Hussar's avatar

Countries buy properties in other countries to act as embassies and consulates, it's standard practice. North Korea tends to have shitty residential properties in rough areas.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Notable lack. I remember Republicans from childhood. They were humorless, and liked to be the only ones who could afford a Cadillac, but they were relatively sane. Relatively.

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Shrieking Denizen's avatar

Gerson is a religious fanatic who has been living on this particular gravy train for years. A little late for him to notice that competence at actually governing matters.

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Zyxomma's avatar

That was beautiful. Too bad Pat will never read it.

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Tiffany de Houston's avatar

Bravo, BigC! Well said.

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phoenix00's avatar

America First! (Except when it comes to Russia!)

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Patrick's avatar

This explains everything:

https://twitter.com/politic...

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