When Fox News dispatched intrepid reporter Griff Jenkins to cover the protests in Ferguson, Missouri, they no doubt expected their hard-hitting TV journalist would find a fresh angle on the story, something no one else would ever think to do, and he delivered on Tuesday night.
Thugs in tugs.
&quot;Take THAT, Mary, Queen of Scots...&quot;
&quot;Oh, intercourse the penguin.&quot;
or some other thing that they haven&#039;t come up with yet.
Teatards in tumbrels. (Hey, you gotta have hope!)
I thought it was that thing in the middle of the washing machine tub. Or would that be an inside agitator?
Over? Unger. Unger? Dunne.
Duh, the Obama Administration (TM) got to him!! Aren&#039;t you paying attention?
After this message, more team coverage with Griff Jenkins, Buffy Summers and Zap Branigan!
I know, I know: Buffy and Zap libelz!
Over, Over. What&#039;s our vector, Victor?
Good, I just want to tell you both good luck; we&#039;re all counting on you.
Is he Welsh? Sounds like it.
Two agitators were flying in to cause an uppity ruckus. The captain announces that the number 1 engine has quit and they will be 30 minutes late to their destination. Shortly after the captain announces that they have lost their number 2 engine and they will be 1 hour late. Finally, the captain makes another announcement and apologizes. They have lost the 3rd and final engine. One agitator looks to the other and says, &quot;Aw fuck...we&#039;re going to be up here all day.
Question: What the hell is an &quot;agitator&quot;? Is that like an apprentice terrorist?
Finally: Gun toting lunatics protesting confiscated cows (granted, they were thirsty cows) = patriot People flying to a protest to add their voices to the outrage of a profane murder = agitator
I thought the TSA was part of an ObamaCare cost-cutting initiative to provide free breast and prostrate exams.
Tonight, on TMZ...