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Not enough soap in the world.

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Ronald Reagan pioneered this mind-clearing technique in 1977.

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An enema, then?

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Best <i>Deleted Comments of the Day</i> ever.

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#zeroflyingfucks

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I know about The Man in the Black Hat and the Man in the White Hat. What is the Man in the Brown Hat?

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I don't know a damn thing about Twitter but I do have some computer experience and your theory is the one I'm betting on.

"Operator Error."

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To match his brown pants.

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Everything of value remains.

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History says "thank you taking the initiative, um, whoever you are."

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Well chyroned.

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