Matt Drudge, long known as the man behind the homepage of the Internet for people who still think it's 1998, has recently taken to posting on Twitter. Because he is basically just a crazy, hyperemotional shill, it turns out that what goes on under the hat is a continual teenage-lesbian-poetry breakup with America.
Sorry, Matt, but America cheated on you with Sanity and discovered Sanity has a huge cock and doesn't mind doing the dishes or watching "Dancing with the Stars" with her (even if Sanity thinks it is stupid).
He's probably down to seeds and stems again, too.
The kind Morrisey Has a wonderful dream.
Do not shelter this dream Make it real
Drudge, skyward looks, hope Rising, for the ancient balls Shall hit his pleased face.
Or of words, it seems.
Actually, I rather liked it.
He is the Eggman! Whooooo! I’m not an Eggman! Whooooo! I am the Walrus!
Goo goo ga joob.
I like his earlier work.
There once was a wingnut from Nantucket. . .
Matt Drudge does not want to know what Morrissey thinks of him.
Sorry, Matt, but America cheated on you with Sanity and discovered Sanity has a huge cock and doesn't mind doing the dishes or watching "Dancing with the Stars" with her (even if Sanity thinks it is stupid).
That is beautiful. No really, it is.