Matt Drudge Is Bored!

Nothing makes for a better "media event" than six straight hours of long back-and-forths about wonky health care reform particulars, in the middle of the day. No really, it's great! But Matt Drudge is upset. We thank him for this screen grab of WALNUTS!, who probably has the shits. TWO HOURS ALREADY, JESUS. Anyway, they're breaking for lunch in a minute, and after that we might hold a bit of liveblogging. What happened earlier?

TPM tells us that OBAMA SMACKS DOWN ALEXANDER, whoa now!

"It's not factually accurate."

FUCKING SMACK-A-LACK, BITCH. OBAMA FUCKING NEUTERS LAMAR ALEXANDER IN HIS FUCKING FACE.

We'd remember more, but CNN keeps cutting away for commercial at all of the important parts. Wolf Blitzer, good god.

The cable news analysis of this, later tonight, will be poor.