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Matt Drudge: Left-Wing Liberal Media Criminal
Combine the sputtering impotent rage of Michelle Malkin's husband with the dementia-tinged Logic Wormholes of Peggy Noonan and you might get something like Alicia Colon, the angriest super-patriot in all of Staten Island and the New York Sun's award-winning humorist. Today, she takes another liberal left-wing Main Stream Media liar to her own personal Abu Ghraib. Get ready to suffer for your lies , Matt Drudge!
* The antedote to the New York Times' mendacity is, obviously, that other media powerhouse, Lucianne.com.
* She pities the fools who don't have the technological expertise to sit at a computer and look at Lucianne.com -- some people are so technologically inept that they can only look at the main liberal websites, the New York Times and the Drudge Report.
* This from a woman who currently has a GeoCities home page from 1995.
* "Matt Drudge, who may or may not be a willing accomplice to the distortion of news reporting, must be held responsible for the dissemination of the bias in the liberal press."
* She then completely drops the subject of Matt Drudge and spends the rest of the column whining about "a certain New York publication headed by Arthur 'Pinch' Sulzberger" -- a publication she already identified by name four times at this point and will identify by name and nickname another three times before this column finally, mercifully comes to an end.
* "My name, Alicia, means truth, so here it is. We are at war. Our military is the best in the world and the smartest we've ever had. Our enemies are barbaric beheaders who want us dead -- period."
* Her name is also "Colon," which means asshole.
The Mendacity Of the Liberal Press [NY Sun]