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Colostomy bag libelz!

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Can't happen in his state. Has to be the same party.

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Trump should probably inform the evangelicals that they are fuckin up his plan.

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an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters agree.

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*shoves Trump in front of Cuomo's knife* (of votes! of votes!)

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We have apples. We found a pear in the back of the crisper. It's getting a little grim here in fruit-land at the Artemis House.

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Don't forget Joe Walsh.

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Couldn't they use his communications with his broker as an indicator of knowledge/intent? There is no privilege there, so they could simply compare how this "routine" transaction compared to previous with respect to the urgency of the sell order. Didn't they look at Martha Stewart's broker's records and determine that a scribbled note in the margin was put there after the fact to give the appearance of legitimacy?

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That gas mask sure looks bad in retrospect though doesn't it?

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kazoo?

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He said he wouldn't do it again, and he has such a trustworthy face and reputation, so...

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I love that white on black flowered wallpaper. Also dig the tune.

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So, knowing the NC GOP, that's exactly what will happen.

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If a big one hits Florida while we're still dealing with COVID-19, we are well and truly fucked.

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All good points!

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