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I thought I'd just leave this here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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Why would you d that to an innocent sock full of cow shit?

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Didn't his "son" turn out to be the little brother of a girl he was dating? Matt's a real family man, it seems.

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First Rush, now G. Gordo.

Finally, the lighting bolts are hitting the right people.

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Yep.That and they have a decent opponent to run against him.

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Maybe Matt's daddy will buy it for him.

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And we will, he's from the panhandle, after all...

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Of course his itty-bitty problem with paying 17 year old girl(s) to fly across the country for sex might be part of the calculation here.

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They nailed Chuck Berry with that shit, the least they could do is nail this useless POS with it as well.

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How expected that Matty called his father to "take care" of this with the FBI.

Dude, this isn't one of your DUIs and the feds aren't friends of your dad's....

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Dead girl or live boy, huh?

Has anyone asked Nestor for his take on this....

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Matt's daddy can make DUIs go away and buy Congressional seats.

Liz's daddy, however, is a close personal friend of Satan....

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How is he going to get "rich" from Newsmax?

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Lol. Who could have guessed there was more to the story than “I’m considering other career options.” It took like 6 hours for the truth to come out. Didn’t this Franken-Trumper just get married or engaged too? Lucky lady!

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Ostensibly Matt Gaetz 'adopted' Nestor and brought him over from Cuba to live with him when he was 12 (and MG was 31) because he was dating his older sister when their mother died of cancer, but that literally makes no bloody sense, considering he still had a living sister and father at the time - more suspiciously there's no adoption paperwork and Twitter says Nestor's mom is still alive.

However, I have heard unconfirmed rumors from multiple Florida sources that Nestor is actually his son from a girl who was hastily sent to Cuba to be married off to the 'father' he doesn't live with after Baby Gaetz impregnated her at 15, so either way, he's got form with minors...

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Well, it's hard to adopt a kld with two living parents...

https://twitter.com/catvale...

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