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Mavenmaven's avatar

Open thread for stool pigeons, as Matt Gaetz may say.

whatwhomever's avatar

Snitching is only appropriate when your tattling to the state of Texas on your neighbor who may have had a bortion

Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

They snitch on each other, especially if under threat of penalties for their participation.

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Hoping Lyn Wood gets the sanctions he earned - up to and including criminal prosecution - for posting Kraken Lady's rant from the Federal District court proceeding in Detroit this Monday past. The court website says, in Bold and ALLCAPS when you log on, that recording the hearing or any part thereof is illegal. Impossible to not know you can't record or post any of it. The sanction for Wood should be professionally painful. Also, fuck that guy.

mailman27's avatar

Snitches get stitches and the agency's program is more ambitious!

"M"'s avatar

I look so forward to the day the "news" tells us something we DON'T know

https://twitter.com/AliciaA...

JollyRogerMexico's avatar

Evan, when can we expect an update when you think of the real reason #3 that you'll replace the placeholder with?

Asking for a friend.

Also, too, thank you ever so much for "dumb crimelord chunky Jesus action figure"!

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Nothing inspires confidence like hearing a government official telling people not to snitch on him.

William Bombelyn's avatar

Well Matt's on the subject of squealing on his neighbors he might want to read this new abortion law from Texas.https://www.democraticunder...

ciaobella's avatar

So I’m all for taking the time needed to prepare a proper indictment for Gaetz but COME ON. I’m starting to think that the Gaetz indictment is gonna be like the Mueller memo.

William Bombelyn's avatar

Just one single bortion? (Sorry for being a dick).

georgiaburning's avatar

As Republicans used to tell me, if he’s done nothing wrong why should he be worried about an investigation?

Jack Millwater's avatar

I guess "If you see something, say something" only applies to Muslins

jexter's avatar

Maybe they could release it in weekly installments, with a little cliffhanger at the end of each week: "Will there be MORE heinous behavior revealed?? Tune in next week!"

whatwhomever's avatar

It’s a$10k bounty per bortion you snitch on

CripesAmighty's avatar

Re: Cuba: (Disclaimer: I have no evidence thus far to support this hypothesis, but...)Does anyone else detect the reek of the rotting corpses of Zombies Milton Friedman, Hayek, Pinochet, and Dick Nixon wafting across the landscape--perhaps reanimated in the persons of Steve Bannon, Peter Thiel, et al?