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Ta, Evan. Liars gonna lie, even when caught, if they have Rs after their names.

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chump change. there's somebody/something else out there that we don't know about. what say you, Wonkette's Attorneys-R-Us-Noncommenters?

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What? We didn’t even get to the “well, I was really drunk at the time” phase?

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CPAC's statement tickled me in all the good places. CPAC's financial position is at an historic level of strength? In what universe?

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Yawn...wake me up when Schlappy actually faces consequences from his actions....party of personal responsibility...BAH!

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founding

I am shocked, SHOCKED, that they were so lazy to not find a Harlan Crowe to pay the sex assault victim off. Have these guys never heard of paper trails?

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What a shame that these Conservative leaders are taking all the Republicans' money to cover their sexual abuse and crime-committing. Will they have any money left to run campaigns for 2024?!

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The second I saw the statement specifying he was not paid by Schlapp or his organization I knew he had been paid by someone or some organization. Otherwise he would have given a blanket denial saying "I was not paid to drop this lawsuit." By being so specific he was admitting a pay off by another party.

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That screen grab of Schlapp could be an amusing meme, of you know what I mean and I think you do. Amazing that the religious hypocrites who can't suppress their own horniness and have start grabbing and shit, run an organization dedicated to suppression of every human behavior not allowed in their Classics Illustrated Bible edition.

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If this happened once -- and it did -- it'll happen again. Matt doesn't seem like a guy who either learned his lesson or can keep his hands to himself.

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Pummeled Junk is today's band name...so far.

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If Schlapp's parents had a real sense of humor they would have named him after Nixon.

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Republican Christians are such filth

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Peter Piper Pummeled Peter, Pays Piper.

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Yesterday on Newsmax Matt Schlapp describe the crew of the container ship that ran into the bridge in Baltimore as “drug-addled”

Today on another website, I described Matt Schlapp as " dick-addled."

Just to be fair about things.

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