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Politics.

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Are you suggesting that he might have done this before?

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It's cool. All the rest have signed NDA's.

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Pummeled's such a fun word. I'm glad to see it back in circulation.

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I've always found getting hit in the balls troubling.

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It's obvious he was groomed as a child.

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It's like from the Media's standpoint, the greatest thing to come out of the Clinton administration was the ability to say "penis" on air. A lot.

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Hookers always get more business at Republican National Conventions than Democratic National Conventions.

But, let's face it, the Dems are better tippers.

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Guess what? All those expensive NDA's to cover up your (alleged) crimes? Sorry about your luck.

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Did he bother to watch them to the end?

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We can't forget the Bundy standoff.

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Extremely Drunk Student Poetry is such a fascinating subgenre of the oeuvre.

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Is she getting ready to merger into traffic?

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Here now. This is a mommyblog.

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We'd make a fuck of a lot more money than the abortion-botherers.

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Mercy Schlapp sounds like something Matt gets to snap him out of his misery when he won’t stop blubbering about how terrible he feels about his need for peen.

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