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Stacey Meredith's avatar

Trump told everyone to vote on Wednesday at his last rally, right?

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serghiy's avatar

…that’s what expected from the regime they on the way to establish

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nora noneofyourdamnbusines's avatar

It really should hurt to be that stupid.

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Chris (CJ Fitz)'s avatar

Trump sucks funny out of the room wherever he goes and replaces it with his version: caustic, derogatory, put downs. Humor is not easy to define. Like language itself, humor has rules but we don’t know them. We just know that good humor makes us feel happy. Even when someone is the butt of the joke, it doesn’t make us feel mean and want to physically attack the person but more likely chuckle and say, “Yep that’s him! So funny. Great observation. Good angle.” Good humor ( google Nate Bargatze) lightens the load. Derogation under the guise of humor (largely what happens with MAGA) darkens things and makes us meaner. It ain’t funny.

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Mommadillo's avatar

Aaaaaaaaand now you know WHY there are so few conservative comedians AND why the ones there are suck so bad.

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loganbacon's avatar

Matt Walsh is a dick. And what do we do to dicks? We punch them!

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DemoCat's avatar

Walsh, like Ben “WAP” Shapiro, is the wingnut version of a very smart person. Except any brains they may have are hopelessly marinading in toxic nonsense and panic hormones. He knows Kimmel is a comedian speaking to people who despise Trump and have no interest in voting for him, and it’s an obvious joke about voting “late,” as in, “too late to help that stupid, corrupt felon.” But Walsh is a pseudo intellectual, insufferable twit. Conservatives try to interfere with elections because they can’t win if everyone votes. Liberal comedians make fun of them. It’s very upsetting to Matt.

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JCfromNC's avatar

// Look, I know we all get a little exhausted by the constant complaints of double standards. Right? On the Right, we're always whining about double standards, and it does get exhausting after a while. //

Yes, your whining does get exhausting after a while, since your whines are about how (some) of your people face consequences for breaking actual laws, while you can't seem to get anyone on the Left to face consequences for your made-up offenses and things that never actually happened.

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Hunk's avatar

Mackey's is mediocre graphic design at best. It's mis/disinformation, and it's intellectually dishonest to pretend otherwise.

The Right just loves being obtuse and making bad faith arguments. It's what passes for "clever" for them.

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JNC's avatar

“the only way that I stop complaining about the double standard is if we force one standard.” Yes! Welcome to The Resistance.

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Darth Trad's avatar

The 'Right' exists to enforce double standards Matt. And march in snappy uniforms.

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JCfromNC's avatar

"For my friends, everything. For my enemies, the law."

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Darth Trad's avatar

‘Why should I forgive my enemies? I had them all shot!’

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JCfromNC's avatar

The second Tarzan novel had Tarzan complaining to Jane about her preference to show mercy to their enemies. He more-or-less said, "I've never shown mercy to an enemy that didn't end up attacking me again as soon as they were able, so I prefer to kill them immediately and save myself further trouble."

A little more forgivable in his case, as 1) his enemies weren't political, they were Villains who were actually trying to kill him and/or Jane; and 2) he's a pulp fiction character.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

The Rethug TFGer's have no arguments except the Strawmen they create.

Welcome to a new one.

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Kris's avatar

1) My first year college students also don't always understand the difference between misinformation and disinformation, but they figure it out much quicker than Walsh has.

2) Why would Walsh suggest Trump arrest Kimmel if he WINS? Wouldn't that mean the joke didn't work? Or is he saying the quiet part out loud about Trump revenge-arresting everyone who ever said anything mean about him?

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JCfromNC's avatar

Your second question seems to imply that if Hillary had won, Mackey shouldn't have been arrested, which I can't agree with.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Doug Mackey went beyond mere trickery, which would be his legal-seeming disclaimers that people must be registered voters and that the service was unavailable in non-incorpotated U.S. territories. But he also went so far as to SPECIFICALLY claim to be working for the Clinton campaign in an official capacity. Had he asked for a contribution rather than offering a phony vote-by-text scheme, he'd have been guilty of fraud. Cut and dried, the only other evidence needed for conviction is that he had, in fact, been the person who posted the thing, and would require no esoteric understanding of election law to understand that.

THAT'S the difference between a joke, even a failed and unfunny one, and a goddamn crime.

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Randy's avatar

Incels like Matt Walsh just keep advertising to the world the reasons why they remain incels.

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

Mackey had his day in court. The judge could have ruled it was an acceptable use under satire/comedy, but they didn't. Shut up about Mackey. And if you don't like what Kimmel said? Well let's give it the same judicial sniff test. Let's find out if a judge thinks that a professional comedian's statement made at a time and on a show where he has been routinely known to make statements that are jokes is a joke.

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