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President Obama named his one of his boobs Bam? That is terrible.

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there's something creepy about the way we're all raised to think we have to manipulate/force people into validating us.

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I could quite literally spread my own diarrhea after a Cinco de Mayo gone wrong and it would look better than the opinion section of the New York Times. Seriously, why do they let her keep a byline? Go away, you stupid turd.

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So is the objective winning and governing or sending a "clear message" by losing? I'm confused.

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Yes let's invite Isis, Putin and Assad over for a nice cup of tea.

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I love puppy dogs and snow cones, TWO issues you care nothing about.

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Just think of the many millions of words of vitriol this nation could have been spared if Bill Clinton had just thrown the MoDo a quick mercy fuck years ago.

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This woman takes idiocy and petulance to astonishing new levels.

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Yeah, we came to a decent detante today. Still makes me itchy, but hey, that's what places like here are for. Thank you!

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Since it would be horribly sexist to call Down a "stupid cunt", I'll settle for "asinine fuckwad" instead.

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WTF is she on?

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Oh MoDo, is so pissed BIll never hit on her, it keeps showing up in the paper.

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He demurred, sending her spinning off the cliff. THAT is what started her hardon for all things Clinton. She is a vile harpy

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Silly wabbit.....here's a newsflash. Hillary voted FOR the weapons inspectors, St. Bernie of Alzheimers voted for CASH for the Iraqi war.

Women do NOT send other mothers' children to be maimed or killed. Have some more green tea . . .you have some ugly taint on your tightly compressed slash of a mouth. . .needs adjusting.

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I really hate the rwnj calling Obama "Barry" trope. Yes, he used it as a nickname when he was young, probably because "Barack" was awkward while he was growing up. Then he started using Barack , because he'd grown into it. Why this should be some sort of mark of insincerity is beyond me. Of course, it could be that playing with your name, trying to make it fit is a feminine trait. At least he didn't dot the i with a smiley face.gah!

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