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theCryptofishist's avatar

If only she could have called up Scalia--he would have had some words for her.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Donald was the sled.

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Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

I'm a little surprised that Wonkette isn't making a bigger deal over hiring James Cagney, to be honest.

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shoeflyin's avatar

I told them she is the reason I cancelled my subscription!

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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

I think it's "worser." But what do I knowd...

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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

There is a "too much" that they survive? With voted, obvs.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Was a fried-looking reddish-haired lady in her mid 60s driving it?

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

What a beeeyotch.

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phoenix00's avatar

Once he figures out why Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain?https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Lefty Wright's avatar

I think the superlative "the worstest" would be betterer.

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HooverVilles's avatar

How about ... Moar betterer?

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Granny Sprinkle's avatar

If The Wonket can't gossip about people we don't like, we'd have to make dick jokes about each other, and everybody knows that Wonkette has The Best Dicks.

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Granny Sprinkle's avatar

What did HA do to make you hate him so? Are you still mad at him for killing Bidenator?

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Incoming Ham's avatar

I dunno, it was a halfhearted freshman attempt at comedy by Our Lady of the Perpetual Martini. She may develop into a real Dorothy Parker someday.

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Hoisting my glass to you right now. Cheers.

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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

Whaayy moar betterer...?

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