It was ALL A DREAM! Or was it?!!!!? Suddenly, she was run over by a truck. Maureen Dowd has, god help us, tried to be funny again, with a column imagining Donald Trump on Inauguration Day. It's really, really bad, both as a story and as political satire, so you should read it immediately before she comes to her senses and has it sent down the Memory Hole. (We are of course merely joshing. Maureen Dowd probably thinks its brilliant, which is one of the few really compelling arguments in favor of censorship.) Maybe Maureen Dowd figured she'd written so much
If The Wonket can't gossip about people we don't like, we'd have to make dick jokes about each other, and everybody knows that Wonkette has The Best Dicks.
If only she could have called up Scalia--he would have had some words for her.
Donald was the sled.
I'm a little surprised that Wonkette isn't making a bigger deal over hiring James Cagney, to be honest.
I told them she is the reason I cancelled my subscription!
I think it's "worser." But what do I knowd...
There is a "too much" that they survive? With voted, obvs.
Was a fried-looking reddish-haired lady in her mid 60s driving it?
What a beeeyotch.
Once he figures out why Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain?https://www.youtube.com/wat...
I think the superlative "the worstest" would be betterer.
How about ... Moar betterer?
If The Wonket can't gossip about people we don't like, we'd have to make dick jokes about each other, and everybody knows that Wonkette has The Best Dicks.
What did HA do to make you hate him so? Are you still mad at him for killing Bidenator?
I dunno, it was a halfhearted freshman attempt at comedy by Our Lady of the Perpetual Martini. She may develop into a real Dorothy Parker someday.
Hoisting my glass to you right now. Cheers.
Whaayy moar betterer...?