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lotsacatsndogs's avatar

Am watching Colbert on DVR, and so many commercials for that criminal asshole Paxton that are based entirely on how close he is to Anusface and how mich Anusface loves him.

May it bite him completely in the ass. And the ambiguity is intentional.

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Nice to see the WSJ finally figure out what was obvious from Trump's first campaign on.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘸𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘰𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱'𝘴 𝘳𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤 “𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘢𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘺𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦."

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/wall-street-journal-condemns-trumps-scotus-tariff-meltdown_n_6999cb78e4b050c4ef216938

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Some may watch this six-year-old video and giggle at how big and clunky bodycams were back then.

Myself, I'm just in awe of how Valentina Lisitsa can play Beethoven while wearing that...harness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3gavEOlXdY&t=144s

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

You mean those old bodycams with those ugly bellows on them that you needed somebody to help carry for you? The ones that had a huge arc light attached to them to provide illumination and blind everybody? Changing the film as fast as you can, as it takes a minute to change? Developing the film?

Yeah, those sucked. Yea, technology!

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Film? Pshaw. Glass plates or nothing!

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Daguerreotypes or bust!!

GrandParadeOfLifelessPackaging's avatar

But those were better than hiring a court sketch artist to draw your every move.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

The hiring turn around on those was murder.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

If you squint hard enough at that thing she's wearing, it does look a little like a miniature version of one of those old Speed Graphic cameras.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

A Chest Graflex(tm)!!

SchrodingersCat's avatar

Oh, and I am wondering what it would take for the Feds to violate the constitution enough for the states to legally secede.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Probably nothing short of an open declaration that it's now legal to shoot Trump's political opponents down in the streets.

Which may very well be coming.

SchrodingersCat's avatar

I know the vote will be contested but GET OUT THE VOTE.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! {{{takes a few puffs from rescue inhaler...}}} HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! {{{THUDDD!!!}}}

BREAKING: Trump PANICS as Massive Boycott of State of Union Grows While Republicans ABANDON Him

Aaron Parnas (8:03) : https://youtu.be/ZetHak0FV9Q

Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

If there were any justice in the universe, the only people in attendance would be Statler and Waldorf, seated in place of the VP and Speaker.

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

It's gonna be like a Thursday evening at the Howard Johnson lounge, in Phoenix.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Well, from his point of view, it beats Nancy Pelosi immediately ripping up the text, on camera.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Someone should set up a speech to text system and have it print out what he says and have her rip it in half as soon as he is done.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Yeah, but I liked that part.

Resource NW's avatar

Any dem attending should sit there with sheets of paper in hand and any time the convicted felon gazes out over the chamber in self admiration they should stand up, hold a couple of sheets over their head and tear them up. Every Fucking Time.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

They should all wear Guy Fawkes masks.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

I would get recording of Joe 'You Lie' Wilson and play it through a blue tooth speaker every time he lies.

TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Ya hate ta see it.

Narrator: He didn’t hate to see it.

SchrodingersCat's avatar

I understand that none of Oregon's Senators will attend. Chef's kiss.

RocktonSam's avatar

The governor of Wisconsin, Tony Evers, plans on joining the World Health Organization.

Tom Tiffany ,(R ) Deer Nuts, former Congressmen and has a presidential endorsement for governor says he'll cancel when elected.

Bless his heart.

EyeQueue's avatar

These people are just goddamned fuckbonkers crazy.

The healthcare and snail oil bullshit is getting ridiculous and enough is fucking enough with these shitters.

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

In for a warm-up and a check-in.

The snow man came by with his truck, was able to get the driveway cleared-enough with it, said he'd come by in a few days with equipment, because we're expecting another 12-18" tomorrow. I waded through the snow to the garage, opened the door and he got that all cleared so I can get the car out.

Water delivery is scheduled on Monday, but I talked to the new person there a few days ago, told her the plan for getting it plowed. She had no idea what to do with that information, so I told her to just tell the drivers to watch my driveway, since they go up and down the access road regularly. If the stars line up, they'll see that it was cleared and make a delivery tonight or tomorrow. I'll make a Costco run in the morning, and stock up so I can make it to spring if needed.

The plow person is SO NICE! I am lucky to have him. He told me if the water truck can't make it in, let him know and he would run me a load, since he hauls his own water. HOW NICE IS THAT??

Anyway, I'm dinking away at the snow, trying to get a path shoveled for the waterman to drag the hose to the porch. I have the access port cleared and inserted my bumper--a gizmo I made a few years ago that directs the spray away from the porch when it comes out of the overflow pipe to indicate the tank is full. It holds 2000 gallons, and I usually get a fill every six weeks or so, but I can make that last until spring if I conserve.

My toes and fingers were getting cold, so I took a break. Will be in an out and I just realized that a cup of hot cocoa would really hit my spot about now.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

How did I not know about this?

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

But it's dark and F1 cars don't have lights!

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

That’s true, they don’t run at night. Not like the dirt track racers do.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Well, they do, but the circuit lighting has to be first rate.

Lil Snot's avatar

You don't have to have a point to have a point.

EyeQueue's avatar

We can this in 4th grade choir. XD

We watched The Point during the pandemic (I haven't seen it since the 70s) and goddamn those people were on some good shit and I want some.

Mysterysurf's avatar

I remember seeing that on television when it first was done and Dustin Hoffman did the narration.

BlueSpot's avatar

I barely remember it, too. It's been a day or two since it aired.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝗟𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗮 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗺𝘀 "𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗠𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗗𝗶𝗱 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗦𝗼𝘂𝗹" (𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗩𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼)

https://youtu.be/YGQptI_kbWk

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

I would sell my soul not to have fibromyalgia.

TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

Mrs. Hero is right there with you on that one.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Warning NSFW….

https://www.tiktok.com/@humanly.39/video/7593326300576648479

You won’t get anything done after watching.

jaspersdad's avatar

Americans: Waaaaaaa the game's on too early

Canadians: Beer & Breakfast let’s Goooooooooooo 🇨🇦

TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

I love late-night sportsball. Cricket and Aussie footy matches are aired in the dead of night, and it just ticks all the boxes with me.

BlueSpot's avatar

Cricket matches in the dead of night

Take these wooden wickets and learn to bite

All your life

You were only waiting

For this moment to arrive.

Lil Snot's avatar
7mEdited

GooglIe's fly!

Googlie's fly!

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Whaddaya want. No one wants to wait until nighttime in Italy to play a championship game on Sunday.

jaspersdad's avatar

Couple of weeks ago US tennis fans were complaining about broadcast times from Australia. It's an American thing.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

It's a stupid thing.

So yes, quite American.