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deadjello's avatar

Inquiring minds need to know.

Ray Bluth's avatar

Breitbart will report this as a disappointing jobs report since 671,000 were predicted and only 559,000 were actually created.

mailman27's avatar

Not to be confused with Queen JaneEdit: I've infected myself with a f**king earworm! Doesn't seem fair. Now I want someone I don't have to speak to! Sonuvabitch!!

fifthdentist's avatar

“Even though they grow weary and wear themselves out with child-bearing, it does not matter; let them go on bearing children till they die, that is what they are there for.” -- Martin Luther

sarafina's avatar

"Smash Capitalism"?????????? And replace it with what? I'm getting more and more annoyed with you, Dok.

Cock Blockula's avatar

I once worked with a woman who had some kind of scar from an ankle bracelet. She told people quite seriously it was where the aliens had implanted her and she ripped it out. She did not last long at that place.

mailman27's avatar

Keelhaul 'er--- wait! No such thing!!!

mailman27's avatar

Music and math are so intersmershed FFS.

John Thorstensen's avatar

This was what my French-Canadian colleagues would refer to as "Hyron-y", or perhaps in cruder terms "a joke".

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

I noticed that my local liquor store changed their sign from "masks required" to "masks required if not vaccinated". Even so, every customer and every staff member were masked. About the only place I've been locally that has had lots of unmasked people was Walmart, where I had to go to drop off a package for return at the FedEx office inside their store.

mailman27's avatar

On the other hand, our "neighborhood" is somewhat different-- many bare newly-bearded faces bared to the Godz. I'm just gonna keep doing what I'm spozed to do- as a cancer-survivin,' law-abidin,' citizen of our commonwealth. Just show some respect. I just never thought that would be too much to ask. The more you know...!

Truxpin49's avatar

Or as fox news would describe it, "Bidens failing economy doesn't meet projections again, are we heading for a great depression?"

Bebecca's avatar

how about "Twice Electoral Vote-loser Donald Trump's Pandemic"