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Elizabeth Hillcrest's avatar

So I just reflexively donated an extra $5 on top of my monthly donation because your news is the only news I can stomach (as someone said below). Glad you met your payroll and can afford ALL TEH PROSTITUTION WHORE DIAMONDS

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SugarplumCheryl's avatar

I had to temporarily cancel my monthly donation. I hated to, but I'm living on bootstraps and wishes right now. I swear it's only temporary, though. I'll be back on track in a month or two. I hope.

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Teto85's avatar

DONNA ROSE!!! SQUEEEEE!!!!!

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Ill-Advised's avatar

Well, if you're doin' it with whore diamonds, it's probably OK. See if Melania will spot you some from dinner.

Blood diamonds will get you side eye, for sure.

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

So that's the problem! I had an ad blocker on before, too, but somehow it wasn't blocked then. I'll go back to using the link now that I know how.

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Jukesgrrl's avatar

It may have problems but, believe me, it's a million times better than Livefyre, used by Slate and many others.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Golf clap.

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hvdv's avatar

I shall gladly pay you on Monday for news with jokes today.

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persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

I'm gonna up my payments to you guys again - please don't scare me like this :/

*breaks into singing voice* I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO LET YOU GO

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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

OK that kitty dress is seriously the BOMB! go Baby Girl, GO!

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rebecca's avatar

I bet you will honey!! yay you!

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

$done$

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Charles Wolf's avatar

Not that I've ever had anything from them but, WTF did LL bean do bad?I avoid places like Dunkin Donuts & court houses b/c they cater to cops.I also avoid churches & other places where superstitions run rampant.

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Maggielle's avatar

I think you are my sister. (My pretend real sister. My actual real sister doesn't like me very much. Not that you are required to like me; I just think with the whole VC bonding point, it's more likely. Maybe she doesn't like me because I sister-'splain too much?)

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Maggielle's avatar

I'd actually want to be a juror on his trial, but I think my non-stop projectile vomiting would be an issue.

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Maggielle's avatar

I'm just thankful for Trader Joe's and the two-and-a-half buck Chuck.

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