Feed the baby Good morning, wonkers of love! It is that time of month again, no not that one, it is the time of month when I say AIYEEEEEEE Wonkette is totally ad-free now and has been for some time, and we ain't got no VC funding, and we ain't got no Soros Bux, and we DO have extra writers to pay so we can take weekends off and NOT DIE OF TRUMP POISONING but that means we are spending MORE money than we were and you are sending LESS money than you were, and if you can possibly afford it, will you
So I just reflexively donated an extra $5 on top of my monthly donation because your news is the only news I can stomach (as someone said below). Glad you met your payroll and can afford ALL TEH PROSTITUTION WHORE DIAMONDS
I had to temporarily cancel my monthly donation. I hated to, but I'm living on bootstraps and wishes right now. I swear it's only temporary, though. I'll be back on track in a month or two. I hope.
Not that I've ever had anything from them but, WTF did LL bean do bad?I avoid places like Dunkin Donuts & court houses b/c they cater to cops.I also avoid churches & other places where superstitions run rampant.
I think you are my sister. (My pretend real sister. My actual real sister doesn't like me very much. Not that you are required to like me; I just think with the whole VC bonding point, it's more likely. Maybe she doesn't like me because I sister-'splain too much?)
So I just reflexively donated an extra $5 on top of my monthly donation because your news is the only news I can stomach (as someone said below). Glad you met your payroll and can afford ALL TEH PROSTITUTION WHORE DIAMONDS
I had to temporarily cancel my monthly donation. I hated to, but I'm living on bootstraps and wishes right now. I swear it's only temporary, though. I'll be back on track in a month or two. I hope.
DONNA ROSE!!! SQUEEEEE!!!!!
Well, if you're doin' it with whore diamonds, it's probably OK. See if Melania will spot you some from dinner.
Blood diamonds will get you side eye, for sure.
So that's the problem! I had an ad blocker on before, too, but somehow it wasn't blocked then. I'll go back to using the link now that I know how.
It may have problems but, believe me, it's a million times better than Livefyre, used by Slate and many others.
Golf clap.
I shall gladly pay you on Monday for news with jokes today.
I'm gonna up my payments to you guys again - please don't scare me like this :/
*breaks into singing voice* I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO LET YOU GO
OK that kitty dress is seriously the BOMB! go Baby Girl, GO!
I bet you will honey!! yay you!
$done$
Not that I've ever had anything from them but, WTF did LL bean do bad?I avoid places like Dunkin Donuts & court houses b/c they cater to cops.I also avoid churches & other places where superstitions run rampant.
I think you are my sister. (My pretend real sister. My actual real sister doesn't like me very much. Not that you are required to like me; I just think with the whole VC bonding point, it's more likely. Maybe she doesn't like me because I sister-'splain too much?)
I'd actually want to be a juror on his trial, but I think my non-stop projectile vomiting would be an issue.
I'm just thankful for Trader Joe's and the two-and-a-half buck Chuck.