Today, we find out how many gay people there are while the Vatican works miracles in book selling (not that book!), and a new sport everyone can do but a new reality show almost no can join. Hmmm.... How many gay people are there, really, in the United States? Luckily, the answer's actually pretty easy: exactly the number of people who've met Ellen Degeneres or Ewan McGregor, whether in their dreams or in real life. [
Reminds me of back when I used to be a counselor for a Catholic youth group...we'd read the movie ratings in the Catholic Digest to see which movies had the "Morally Objectionable" seal of a approval.
My day job involves a lot of skewering.
I want to write a book of BBQ recipes ... is there any way to get the Pope to hate on it?
What happens to you when you get voted off the planet? Seems that it would be very expensive, or very drastic.
You could add in the number of double-ended dildos sold ... unless you think there'd be too much double-counting.
Gay Shin Kicking Nuns on Mars
you so deserve more 'p' for this than you will ever get at the bottom of the comment thread.
Good suggestion ... but it's sort of hard to work that in.
Well, they're the experts.
Does dreaming about meeting Obi-Wan Kenobi count?
If there's ever a shit-kicking Olympics Texas will win all teh goldz!
Reminds me of back when I used to be a counselor for a Catholic youth group...we'd read the movie ratings in the Catholic Digest to see which movies had the "Morally Objectionable" seal of a approval.