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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I want to write a book of BBQ recipes ... is there any way to get the Pope to hate on it?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What happens to you when you get voted off the planet? Seems that it would be very expensive, or very drastic.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You could add in the number of double-ended dildos sold ... unless you think there'd be too much double-counting.

fuflans's avatar

you so deserve more 'p' for this than you will ever get at the bottom of the comment thread.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Good suggestion ... but it's sort of hard to work that in.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Does dreaming about meeting Obi-Wan Kenobi count?

chascates's avatar

If there's ever a shit-kicking Olympics Texas will win all teh goldz!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Reminds me of back when I used to be a counselor for a Catholic youth group...we'd read the movie ratings in the Catholic Digest to see which movies had the "Morally Objectionable" seal of a approval.