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Petunia Cat's avatar

And It’s from China too!!! 😫🏮

Sick_Pleasure's avatar

Ah, the old “It all started when he hit me back!”

Relativicus's avatar

I came for the tariff jokes. And recipes.

Relativicus's avatar

Worst comes to worst, he can get a public defender. Besides, Trump probably knows more about the law than any lawyer, anyway.

Tosca's avatar

LOL DONALD TRUMP REPRESENTING HIMSELF!!! My god, they should put that on Pay Per View. They could pay off America's national debt in a couple of hours.

Tosca's avatar

TAKE YOUR UPVOTE!!!

Kwami Ishmael's avatar

What's with the centered approach? Kinda distracting (admittedly, I'm easily distracte

Rickyphoo's avatar

Is this anything like the Anus Beef hamburgers McDonald sells?

Rickyphoo's avatar

Don't forget all the extra money you get in your paycheck now, thanks to his tax cuts.

I bought a bag of chips at the Dollar Store with mine, (well, my wife's. I'm retired.)

Rickyphoo's avatar

And Tucker Carlson talking about Panda bear sex.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

"But let us “ACTUALLY” ourselves: Bizjet manufacturer Cessna is headquartered in Wichita, Kansas, and Gulfstream Aerospace in Savannah, Georgia."

Boeing employs 6000 people in Charleston SC. Charleston is one of the blue dots in SC, but there are still plenty of Republicans here who will be hurt.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Trump is allowing oil companies to drill offshore in every state...except Florida, because it might allegedly affect their tourism business. Of course EVERY state has a tourism business around their beaches and shoreline, so the real reason is because it might interfere with TRUMP's business at Mar-A-Shithole. Fox News would be losing their mind over that if it had been Obama self dealing like that.

Leftflank's avatar

Maybe its just me, but the OPOTUS wouldn't have to make it up to them if he didn't start shit in the first place.

As the ancient Tibetan saying goes;Don't start nuttin'Aint be nuttin'

chezmoi's avatar

Yeah, sort of like the DACA fiasco.

chezmoi's avatar

I come for the smoot.

Weird Fishes's avatar

I think it sounds better in Russian, Tovarisch.