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And It’s from China too!!! 😫🏮

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Ah, the old “It all started when he hit me back!”

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I came for the tariff jokes. And recipes.

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Worst comes to worst, he can get a public defender. Besides, Trump probably knows more about the law than any lawyer, anyway.

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LOL DONALD TRUMP REPRESENTING HIMSELF!!! My god, they should put that on Pay Per View. They could pay off America's national debt in a couple of hours.

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TAKE YOUR UPVOTE!!!

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What's with the centered approach? Kinda distracting (admittedly, I'm easily distracte

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Is this anything like the Anus Beef hamburgers McDonald sells?

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Don't forget all the extra money you get in your paycheck now, thanks to his tax cuts.

I bought a bag of chips at the Dollar Store with mine, (well, my wife's. I'm retired.)

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And Tucker Carlson talking about Panda bear sex.

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"But let us “ACTUALLY” ourselves: Bizjet manufacturer Cessna is headquartered in Wichita, Kansas, and Gulfstream Aerospace in Savannah, Georgia."

Boeing employs 6000 people in Charleston SC. Charleston is one of the blue dots in SC, but there are still plenty of Republicans here who will be hurt.

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Trump is allowing oil companies to drill offshore in every state...except Florida, because it might allegedly affect their tourism business. Of course EVERY state has a tourism business around their beaches and shoreline, so the real reason is because it might interfere with TRUMP's business at Mar-A-Shithole. Fox News would be losing their mind over that if it had been Obama self dealing like that.

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Maybe its just me, but the OPOTUS wouldn't have to make it up to them if he didn't start shit in the first place.

As the ancient Tibetan saying goes;Don't start nuttin'Aint be nuttin'

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Yeah, sort of like the DACA fiasco.

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I come for the smoot.

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I think it sounds better in Russian, Tovarisch.

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