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jqheywood's avatar

Character is whatta you are inna the dark...

Cursa you, Banzai!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I prefer to kick them in their magic undies

Lot_49's avatar

No budget for fluffers, I suppose...

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You don't look like your average hortifuckingculturalist!

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Imagine having such a promising future to look forward to, only to have your dream shattered in the 2nd-worst way possible. 'Tis a tragedy she's a bore.

(1st worst would be Coulter.)

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Yep:

"His" <b>⊂</b>҉£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£<b>⊃</b>"Hers"

Vienna Woods's avatar

I say go with botox. It works for me.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Taking out the garbage libel!!!

bobbert's avatar

But enough about Sarah.

bobbert's avatar

Wonkette has never allowed comments. You must be confused.

bobbert's avatar

harpoontang, amirite?

bobbert's avatar

Not much of a secret.

Shypixel's avatar

Honestly, I think that buzzing is just a couple bees trapped in her empty skull...

MonkeyMotion's avatar

I am <i>sooo</i> gonna miss Ms. Bachmann and company and their particular brand of, um, "public service."

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

those people are deep shit in the derp

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

'America’s leading conservative Christian political consulting firm'

tell me again why churches deserve to be tax exempt?