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Character is whatta you are inna the dark...

Cursa you, Banzai!

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I prefer to kick them in their magic undies

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No budget for fluffers, I suppose...

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You don't look like your average hortifuckingculturalist!

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Imagine having such a promising future to look forward to, only to have your dream shattered in the 2nd-worst way possible. 'Tis a tragedy she's a bore.

(1st worst would be Coulter.)

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Yep:

"His" <b>⊂</b>≣≣≣≣≣≣≣≣≣≣≣≣<b>⊃</b>"Hers"

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I say go with botox. It works for me.

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Taking out the garbage libel!!!

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But enough about Sarah.

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Wonkette has never allowed comments. You must be confused.

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harpoontang, amirite?

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Not much of a secret.

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Honestly, I think that buzzing is just a couple bees trapped in her empty skull...

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I am <i>sooo</i> gonna miss Ms. Bachmann and company and their particular brand of, um, "public service."

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those people are deep shit in the derp

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'America’s leading conservative Christian political consulting firm'

tell me again why churches deserve to be tax exempt?

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