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jqheywood's avatar

Character is whatta you are inna the dark...

Cursa you, Banzai!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I prefer to kick them in their magic undies

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Lot_49's avatar

No budget for fluffers, I suppose...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You don't look like your average hortifuckingculturalist!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Imagine having such a promising future to look forward to, only to have your dream shattered in the 2nd-worst way possible. 'Tis a tragedy she's a bore.

(1st worst would be Coulter.)

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Yep:

"His" <b>⊂</b>҉£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£Ò‰£<b>⊃</b>"Hers"

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I say go with botox. It works for me.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Taking out the garbage libel!!!

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bobbert's avatar

But enough about Sarah.

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bobbert's avatar

Wonkette has never allowed comments. You must be confused.

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bobbert's avatar

harpoontang, amirite?

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bobbert's avatar

Not much of a secret.

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Shypixel's avatar

Honestly, I think that buzzing is just a couple bees trapped in her empty skull...

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

I am <i>sooo</i> gonna miss Ms. Bachmann and company and their particular brand of, um, "public service."

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

those people are deep shit in the derp

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

'America’s leading conservative Christian political consulting firm'

tell me again why churches deserve to be tax exempt?

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