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TundraGrifter's avatar

Today Skip Gates can thank his lucky stars he lived in Cambridge, Mass and not San Diego, CA.

SullivanSt's avatar

Don't forget the frisking before and after cuffing, and yet somehow failing to detect a gun... allegedly.

PubOption's avatar

Well, the deputy didn't even swear it was in self defense.

Vienna Woods's avatar

They were just standing her ground for her. Thoughtful chaps.

PsycWench's avatar

A student came in my office this morning when I was busy and startled me. Should I shoot her retroactively?

PsycWench's avatar

They will also openly speculate as to whether Ms. Orey is a lesbian and whether she really earned the wings or was just given them for some reason. They will cap off the comments by describing how sexually appealing they find her. Because that is super relevant.

PsycWench's avatar

Is it just me or is "spontaneous reaction" a tautology?

Fartknocker's avatar

Was she wearing a hoody?