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so was dogberry.

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Today Skip Gates can thank his lucky stars he lived in Cambridge, Mass and not San Diego, CA.

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Don't forget the frisking before and after cuffing, and yet somehow failing to detect a gun... allegedly.

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Well, the deputy didn't even swear it was in self defense.

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Red what?

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They were just standing her ground for her. Thoughtful chaps.

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A student came in my office this morning when I was busy and startled me. Should I shoot her retroactively?

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They will also openly speculate as to whether Ms. Orey is a lesbian and whether she really earned the wings or was just given them for some reason. They will cap off the comments by describing how sexually appealing they find her. Because that is super relevant.

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Is it just me or is "spontaneous reaction" a tautology?

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Was she wearing a hoody?

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