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YaJagoff's avatar

Yes, I'm learning that.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

"Where are the Snowdens of Yesteryear?"

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

And so on

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Has anybody mentioned Crown Prince MBS for the job?

OK, he's a strict disciplinarian but maybe that's what the country needs. That and blood lust.

Tio_Doidinho's avatar

They've got his dong pickled in a jar somewhere. (apparently impressive.)

Perhaps Rasputin's Dong could be the disciplinarian this White House needs.

Tio_Doidinho's avatar

Live action shot of Lindsay hanging out at the pool at Jerry Falwell Jr's house?

A Tad  Sick of the Stench's avatar

No real worry whether he picks anybody at all. We don't need no fockin' White House! We've been proving it since January 2017.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Sycophancy is the only real job requirement here, so why not just pick Sean Hannity?

phoenix00's avatar

Anyone who steps out of line gets the bone saw!

Notreelyhelping's avatar

Probably has too much dignity to accept it.

H0mer0's avatar

Did Marty Feldman and Russell Brand have a love child?/sn

H0mer0's avatar

I'm imagining his noncomments being said aloud with Meatwad's voice.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Lumpy would fluff him in the morning and tuck him in t night.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

"I don't care if you're the Son of God or the Son of Man, you can't fuck your sister and expect any good to come of it." - Starr in the original Preacher comic

NellCote71's avatar

“Animal husbandry,” coincidentally or not, was Rick Perry’s major in college.