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YaJagoff's avatar

Yes, I'm learning that.

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

"Where are the Snowdens of Yesteryear?"

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

And so on

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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

"Hi diddley-ho, Marge" https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Has anybody mentioned Crown Prince MBS for the job?

OK, he's a strict disciplinarian but maybe that's what the country needs. That and blood lust.

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Tio_Doidinho's avatar

They've got his dong pickled in a jar somewhere. (apparently impressive.)

Perhaps Rasputin's Dong could be the disciplinarian this White House needs.

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Tio_Doidinho's avatar

Live action shot of Lindsay hanging out at the pool at Jerry Falwell Jr's house?

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A Tad  Sick of the Stench's avatar

No real worry whether he picks anybody at all. We don't need no fockin' White House! We've been proving it since January 2017.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Sycophancy is the only real job requirement here, so why not just pick Sean Hannity?

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phoenix00's avatar

Anyone who steps out of line gets the bone saw!

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Probably has too much dignity to accept it.

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H0mer0's avatar

Did Marty Feldman and Russell Brand have a love child?/sn

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H0mer0's avatar

I'm imagining his noncomments being said aloud with Meatwad's voice.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Lumpy would fluff him in the morning and tuck him in t night.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

"I don't care if you're the Son of God or the Son of Man, you can't fuck your sister and expect any good to come of it." - Starr in the original Preacher comic

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NellCote71's avatar

“Animal husbandry,” coincidentally or not, was Rick Perry’s major in college.

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