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Yes, I'm learning that.

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"Where are the Snowdens of Yesteryear?"

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

And so on

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"Hi diddley-ho, Marge" https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Has anybody mentioned Crown Prince MBS for the job?

OK, he's a strict disciplinarian but maybe that's what the country needs. That and blood lust.

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They've got his dong pickled in a jar somewhere. (apparently impressive.)

Perhaps Rasputin's Dong could be the disciplinarian this White House needs.

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Live action shot of Lindsay hanging out at the pool at Jerry Falwell Jr's house?

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No real worry whether he picks anybody at all. We don't need no fockin' White House! We've been proving it since January 2017.

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Sycophancy is the only real job requirement here, so why not just pick Sean Hannity?

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Anyone who steps out of line gets the bone saw!

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Probably has too much dignity to accept it.

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Did Marty Feldman and Russell Brand have a love child?/sn

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I'm imagining his noncomments being said aloud with Meatwad's voice.

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Lumpy would fluff him in the morning and tuck him in t night.

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"I don't care if you're the Son of God or the Son of Man, you can't fuck your sister and expect any good to come of it." - Starr in the original Preacher comic

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“Animal husbandry,” coincidentally or not, was Rick Perry’s major in college.

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