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...what an amateur; threatening "Bridge closures" is a much more subtle way of getting what you want.

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Were they parked right by the water?

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Isn't the first rule about "this thing of ours" is that no one talks about "this thing of ours" unless they want to end up in a landfill somewhere?

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I dunno, might be that second amendment solution thing I keep hearing about.

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Can you get *any* cannoli in Rhode Island?

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"tried to shoot the tax assessor"

Ah yes ... the "second amendment remedy" for big government tyranny. If only he'd been armed ... oh, wait.

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Recoil petition. Different thing.

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Jeez ... I'm with the commenters: "Please dear God, let there be video!"

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Could the NRA have been lying to us? Two words: Un. Possible.

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Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. Avoid the meatball in the mayor's office.

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Right next to the landfill.

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