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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...what an amateur; threatening "Bridge closures" is a much more subtle way of getting what you want.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Were they parked right by the water?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Isn't the first rule about "this thing of ours" is that no one talks about "this thing of ours" unless they want to end up in a landfill somewhere?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I dunno, might be that second amendment solution thing I keep hearing about.

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"tried to shoot the tax assessor"

Ah yes ... the "second amendment remedy" for big government tyranny. If only he'd been armed ... oh, wait.

π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Jeez ... I'm with the commenters: "Please dear God, let there be video!"

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Could the NRA have been lying to us? Two words: Un. Possible.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. Avoid the meatball in the mayor's office.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Right next to the landfill.