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oh i know SC can be v v sophisticated (i used to work for a virtual office hq'd in SC - we had a couple company outings and while they were hell it was certainly not SC's fault. lovely places, lovely facilities). i was just (badly) snarking....

tho there is the whole nikki haley thing to answer for...

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That is from a hilarious movie, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. If you haven't seen it, you should.

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He must be expecting Romney to win in November. If he's right, Argentinian hotties can expect a whole lot of attention from Americans later this year. (Excuse me while I brush up on my Spanish...)

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Ha ha, it’s funny ‘cuz it’s true!<br />

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i went to the same high school as jenny (small girls school in far north shore suburb of chicago). i'm a bit younger so didn't actually know her but i think the she was not disliked.

and -- at least in my time - there were some serious bitches vying for the title.

what i really want to know is how you go from chicago burbs to SC and not lose your mind.

(btw i am NOT from a family like that. we were solidly upper middle class but not serious $$$$ - and thanks to the bush years, my parents are no longer either upper middle class or republicans. however, i was handful and my mother thought i would benefit from a smaller girls school. no idea if she was right but mr. fuflans tells me i am still a handful).

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There's probably a parallel universe where Sanford was able to keep it in his pants, and is now getting ready to accept the Republican Presidential nomination.

Mark, trust me...you should be glad you live in this one.

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I bet the waiter got a shiny new quarter for his trouble!

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No Lady Hamilton?

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Wishing to be the first to take this one step further to Brokeback Mountain, without having an actual joke to use (though I considered bareback)

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Is Chapur young enough to get the Newt stamp of approval? The Creepy Equation (half his age +7) allows him to go down to 33 and I believe she's about 40. Not that Gingrich knows that equation. He may think it's (.05 his age + 7).

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No joke, she does look like a hiker. Good match.

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Is it Chris Rock who says the reason the groom at a wedding always looks sad and bewildered is that he knows he's had his last blowjob?

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You have to wonder what Kemal Ataturk would make of this development. <a href="http://news.google.com/news..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1876&da...">http://news.google.com/news...

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Ha ha, it fact the ring was in a douche bag! Thus the appalling lack of specificity in the story...

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