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fuflans's avatar

i blame ken. and that ice sculpture picture with the too big mitts.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

He did help to get Bamz elected, so I'll give him all the slack he needs.

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Ikimizi's avatar

That thought crosses my mind, on average, about three times a day.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Fortunately, Senator McCain, showing the prescience and firm leadership that characterized his campaign, had the good sense to reject Schmidt's suggestion.

What?

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PubOption's avatar

I don't think her boobs are real.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

She was such a gift - to comedians.

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diogenez's avatar

It's a bit like apologizing to Tokyo for a Godzilla rampage.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ummm, mission accomplished?

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schmannity's avatar

In his defense, would Wonkette still be cracking Pawlenty snark?

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Sean Gothman's avatar

I'm gettin' too old for this Schmidt.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Remember Steve – anywhere you hang yourself is home.

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schmannity's avatar

I wish I could get some cold Hardball cash every time I had to admit that I fucked up.

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SullivanSt's avatar

He couldn't have let them out if they weren't already swarming the gates.

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SullivanSt's avatar

And yet, distinguishable. Which is good, because I could do without the derp forming a Bose-Einstein condensate and flowing out of its container.

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PsycWench's avatar

You know, if the Republicans are too afraid of being scolded by the likes of Rush Limbaugh, they deserve every spanking they get.

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