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fuflans's avatar

i blame ken. and that ice sculpture picture with the too big mitts.

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He did help to get Bamz elected, so I'll give him all the slack he needs.

Ikimizi's avatar

That thought crosses my mind, on average, about three times a day.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Fortunately, Senator McCain, showing the prescience and firm leadership that characterized his campaign, had the good sense to reject Schmidt's suggestion.

What?

PubOption's avatar

I don't think her boobs are real.

Incoming Ham's avatar

She was such a gift - to comedians.

diogenez's avatar

It's a bit like apologizing to Tokyo for a Godzilla rampage.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ummm, mission accomplished?

schmannity's avatar

In his defense, would Wonkette still be cracking Pawlenty snark?

Sean Gothman's avatar

I'm gettin' too old for this Schmidt.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Remember Steve – anywhere you hang yourself is home.

schmannity's avatar

I wish I could get some cold Hardball cash every time I had to admit that I fucked up.

SullivanSt's avatar

He couldn't have let them out if they weren't already swarming the gates.

SullivanSt's avatar

And yet, distinguishable. Which is good, because I could do without the derp forming a Bose-Einstein condensate and flowing out of its container.

PsycWench's avatar

You know, if the Republicans are too afraid of being scolded by the likes of Rush Limbaugh, they deserve every spanking they get.