McCain Frontrunner Status Will Make Lou Dobbs Our President
Various "Draft Lou Dobbs" web sites have been popping up around the Internets for a while . But will the ascendancy of John "Deport All the Americans and Rejoin the Republic of New Spain" McCain drive patriotic citizens into the ochre embrace of the CNN news anchor? We will find out on November 4, when America elects its first Tang-colored president.