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McCain Getting More Attractive By the Minute

As far as Tom "Riding the Botox Needle" DeLay is concerned , John McCain is a betraying, soulless, amoral and unprincipled piece of shit, and DeLay is really intimately familiar with betraying, soulless amoral and unprincipled pieces of shit because he owns 3 dozen mirrors and masturbates daily in front of every one of them. He's also not a fan of Rudy Giuliani because Rudy looks better in a dress and gets more ass then he does. If either of them wins the primaries, he's staying home. Unsurprisingly, he's a big fan of the Huckles. [ The Hill, via Schecter ]
P.S. Santorum hates McCain too. Damn, Walnuts is starting to look kind of hot.