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McCain Loss Killed Numerous Boners On Election Night
Did any of you evil men impregnate a lady on election night? Then you probably voted for Barack Obama! (It's a real "win-win" situation, too, because this would mean you, the liberal, were able to make the lady get an abortion -- and not take care of some baby!)
Some cabal of pop scientists reveal: "(Oct. 21) -- Young men who voted for John McCain lost more than a presidential election last November. A study says their testosterone level plummeted." Oh ho ho! "Men who voted for Obama maintained stable testosterone levels, while men who voted for McCain saw those levels drop more than 25 percent." Oh man, testosterone! It's crazy!
[ AOL News ]