That John McCain really is a "man of the people," which is why he went out to the Sturgis biker rally in South Dakota yesterday to praise the slobs for their slavish dependence on Muslim Arab petroleum. "This is my first time here,” McCain told the crowd of fat, tattooed motorcycle fetishists from the suburbs, “but I recognize that sound. It’s the sound of freedom.” The sound, actually, was just these people revving their foreign-oil powered bikes for no reason at all beyond a childlike delight in destroying everybody else's peace and quiet. Oh, and then McCain offered Cindy to the motorcyclists, in a nod to the old Hells Angels' tradition of letting everybody bang your old lady.
McCain Offers His Old Lady To Gas-Guzzling Bikers
McCain Offers His Old Lady To Gas-Guzzling…
McCain Offers His Old Lady To Gas-Guzzling Bikers
That John McCain really is a "man of the people," which is why he went out to the Sturgis biker rally in South Dakota yesterday to praise the slobs for their slavish dependence on Muslim Arab petroleum. "This is my first time here,” McCain told the crowd of fat, tattooed motorcycle fetishists from the suburbs, “but I recognize that sound. It’s the sound of freedom.” The sound, actually, was just these people revving their foreign-oil powered bikes for no reason at all beyond a childlike delight in destroying everybody else's peace and quiet. Oh, and then McCain offered Cindy to the motorcyclists, in a nod to the old Hells Angels' tradition of letting everybody bang your old lady.